well, now that some time has passed, i can pass on some seriously depressing news.
i will not, in any way shape or form, be showing my ugly mug on the food network.
the big news of the last week was that immediately after filming us, the production assistant's car was broken into, and all of our footage was stolen. along with some lenses or something, i dunno.
so, since i was in las vegas this weekend with my dearest, oldest brother from another mother, i missed the re-shoot that the food network was so graciously willing to re-schedule with us.
but, my work will still be profiled and you can all be reassured that my handiwork is still on camera. so when the time comes, i will be sure to point you in the right direction.
oh yeah, vegas? fucking retarded. i have from now until the day i die sworn off pot brownies. 30+ hours of being stoned is not a good thing for me. well, it is, but it isn't. you know how it goes.
oh, also, i found 80 british pounds in a pair of shorts. that's pretty sweet.
i will not, in any way shape or form, be showing my ugly mug on the food network.
the big news of the last week was that immediately after filming us, the production assistant's car was broken into, and all of our footage was stolen. along with some lenses or something, i dunno.
so, since i was in las vegas this weekend with my dearest, oldest brother from another mother, i missed the re-shoot that the food network was so graciously willing to re-schedule with us.
but, my work will still be profiled and you can all be reassured that my handiwork is still on camera. so when the time comes, i will be sure to point you in the right direction.
oh yeah, vegas? fucking retarded. i have from now until the day i die sworn off pot brownies. 30+ hours of being stoned is not a good thing for me. well, it is, but it isn't. you know how it goes.
oh, also, i found 80 british pounds in a pair of shorts. that's pretty sweet.
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silencia:
I don't think that 25 is old at all. I just had a friend who described it as "a year with nothing left to look forward to except cheaper car insurance and sagging tits." I thought it was funny.
silencia:
Ha. I thought something looked different about your boobs 