WARNING: Any people/events in the following journal entry may or may not be entirely fictional, and the opinions expressed are those belonging solely to the author, and do not necessarily reflect those of atomhell inc. 
Yes. I am a corporate motherfucker. I will take over all of the huge conglomerates that I blame all my problems on and systematically break them up, thereby ridding the media of all the stoopid crap that they pump into people's brains. Those bastards.
Anyways, I had such a strange night last night. My day was great. I went jogging (I think theres something really wrong with my knee), I got alot of stuff done, had a wicked dinner (pork chops in this raspberry sauce I made. Didn't work out the exact way I wanted, but was tasty nonetheless). Then, while I was making dinner, my roomate gets home and asks me to go to a movie. So we look at the listings, and not a single decent looking flick was playing. So we decide to stay in and watch Shaun of the Dead, which I had rented earlier in the day. So we pop it in, and guess what, the dvd is screwed! So we decide to take it back. They give us another one for free, but as long as we're there we decide to pick up another flick. We go to pay for it, and then they try to charge us for Shaun again! After haggling for a solid ten minutes, they realize they made a mistake. Then I go to pay for the other movie, but oooooooooo no, I can't use debit unless I spend 5 bucks. I suck it up, grab a choco bar, and pay.
So my roomate and I arrive home, eager to watch our films. We pop in the other movie we got (entitled the hole), and..........nothing happens. The stoopid dvd player is fuct. So me, being a techno savy genius (or so I like to think), I play around with it a bit. I realize its not a mechanical problem, but a computer one, which I do not know how to fix. But somehow, I do fix it, and again I look forward to watching. Then, about 5 minutes into it, my roomate decides to grab a beer and just as I say "DONT PRESS STOP", she presses stop. I couldn't fix it again, so guess what?
We decide to go on a pub race. Its like a pub crawl, except the goal is to have a drink at as many places as you can. This is at 1am, so we only have one hour. We get our shit together and haul ass. We had a drink at 5 different bars in an hour. RAWK!
So my two roomates and I get home, we're all fuct up, and my roomates start smashing the dvd player. It was hilarious. Lousy piece of junk. Then, I grabbed the nozzle for the kicthen tap and I hose them off so they chill out. Frustrated, bored, and drunk, and still just really wanting to see a movie, we put in a concert video so we can listen music while we sit around. The VCR had ceased to produce pictures quite some time ago, but could still produce an audio signal. So we sit around and talk while listening to some ramones, and guess what happens?
The VCR just starts working properly. It was pretty cool the way things worked out. So we watched Fear and Loathing and then I fucked one of my roomates brains out. Good times were had by all.
Anyways, that was a long story that was fairly pointless. I just thought it was funny. One or two more important things:
I'm going to get a haircut soon. Please let me know what you guys think I should do, because I never know what to tell these people to do with my hair. I've said things like "surprise me" or "just make it look good", but they never do it. I just don't care how its cut, as long as I think it looks good, but I don't know how it'll look until I get it. You see my conundrum?
I've been a bad little SG friend. I haven't been commenting in journals very much. I'm sorry, I'll try to shape up in the future. In the mean time, I deserve a little punishment. Who wants to spank me?
Sorry about the length of this entry. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. And if not.........SUCKER!
Yes. I am a corporate motherfucker. I will take over all of the huge conglomerates that I blame all my problems on and systematically break them up, thereby ridding the media of all the stoopid crap that they pump into people's brains. Those bastards.
Anyways, I had such a strange night last night. My day was great. I went jogging (I think theres something really wrong with my knee), I got alot of stuff done, had a wicked dinner (pork chops in this raspberry sauce I made. Didn't work out the exact way I wanted, but was tasty nonetheless). Then, while I was making dinner, my roomate gets home and asks me to go to a movie. So we look at the listings, and not a single decent looking flick was playing. So we decide to stay in and watch Shaun of the Dead, which I had rented earlier in the day. So we pop it in, and guess what, the dvd is screwed! So we decide to take it back. They give us another one for free, but as long as we're there we decide to pick up another flick. We go to pay for it, and then they try to charge us for Shaun again! After haggling for a solid ten minutes, they realize they made a mistake. Then I go to pay for the other movie, but oooooooooo no, I can't use debit unless I spend 5 bucks. I suck it up, grab a choco bar, and pay.
So my roomate and I arrive home, eager to watch our films. We pop in the other movie we got (entitled the hole), and..........nothing happens. The stoopid dvd player is fuct. So me, being a techno savy genius (or so I like to think), I play around with it a bit. I realize its not a mechanical problem, but a computer one, which I do not know how to fix. But somehow, I do fix it, and again I look forward to watching. Then, about 5 minutes into it, my roomate decides to grab a beer and just as I say "DONT PRESS STOP", she presses stop. I couldn't fix it again, so guess what?
We decide to go on a pub race. Its like a pub crawl, except the goal is to have a drink at as many places as you can. This is at 1am, so we only have one hour. We get our shit together and haul ass. We had a drink at 5 different bars in an hour. RAWK!
So my two roomates and I get home, we're all fuct up, and my roomates start smashing the dvd player. It was hilarious. Lousy piece of junk. Then, I grabbed the nozzle for the kicthen tap and I hose them off so they chill out. Frustrated, bored, and drunk, and still just really wanting to see a movie, we put in a concert video so we can listen music while we sit around. The VCR had ceased to produce pictures quite some time ago, but could still produce an audio signal. So we sit around and talk while listening to some ramones, and guess what happens?
The VCR just starts working properly. It was pretty cool the way things worked out. So we watched Fear and Loathing and then I fucked one of my roomates brains out. Good times were had by all.
Anyways, that was a long story that was fairly pointless. I just thought it was funny. One or two more important things:
I'm going to get a haircut soon. Please let me know what you guys think I should do, because I never know what to tell these people to do with my hair. I've said things like "surprise me" or "just make it look good", but they never do it. I just don't care how its cut, as long as I think it looks good, but I don't know how it'll look until I get it. You see my conundrum?
I've been a bad little SG friend. I haven't been commenting in journals very much. I'm sorry, I'll try to shape up in the future. In the mean time, I deserve a little punishment. Who wants to spank me?
Sorry about the length of this entry. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. And if not.........SUCKER!
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southernbelle:
Happy Hump Day dollface!
lilyk:
grrrrr