I had this wicked update planned, but I forgot what it was because I started thinking about what I would do if I won the lottery (I don't really play that lottery, but this girl at work was short fifty cents and wanted to buy a ticket so I gave it to her on the condition that I get half).
1. I would buy a car. I've never been big on driving, because I can walk/bus wherever I need to go, but every once and while something happens that makes me think "Wow, a car would be really useful right now".
2. I would throw a huge party with free beer. And strippers. And I would probably be one of the strippers, because I would drink so much beer that I would feel the need to strip.
3. I would buy some land. Several pieces actually. I'd want a wildlife reserve somewhere up north (I think you need the government actually make it a wildlife reserve, but I would just get a whole bunch of animals and put them there. Then, I would have robot guards designed to keep tresspassers out.) I would also want different places to go. But I don't know where. Actually, I could just rent spots, so forget that. But I would buy a house where I could live while I'm in school so I don't have to put up with asshole landlords anymore.
4. I'd start inventing things. I always thought that remotes for TV's and shit should have pagers like portable phones do. They can be so hard to find, it'd be worth it.
5. I'd support various artists, and start a few businesses, because most of the ones around now kind of suck.
6. I'd spend more time trying to piss off people I don't like, and play elaborate pranks on people.
7. I'd do whatever the hell else I feel like doing.
Right now, I'm trying to decide whether to go visit my bro this weekend, or stay at my place to get work done and party with friends. *sigh*
1. I would buy a car. I've never been big on driving, because I can walk/bus wherever I need to go, but every once and while something happens that makes me think "Wow, a car would be really useful right now".
2. I would throw a huge party with free beer. And strippers. And I would probably be one of the strippers, because I would drink so much beer that I would feel the need to strip.
3. I would buy some land. Several pieces actually. I'd want a wildlife reserve somewhere up north (I think you need the government actually make it a wildlife reserve, but I would just get a whole bunch of animals and put them there. Then, I would have robot guards designed to keep tresspassers out.) I would also want different places to go. But I don't know where. Actually, I could just rent spots, so forget that. But I would buy a house where I could live while I'm in school so I don't have to put up with asshole landlords anymore.
4. I'd start inventing things. I always thought that remotes for TV's and shit should have pagers like portable phones do. They can be so hard to find, it'd be worth it.
5. I'd support various artists, and start a few businesses, because most of the ones around now kind of suck.
6. I'd spend more time trying to piss off people I don't like, and play elaborate pranks on people.
7. I'd do whatever the hell else I feel like doing.
Right now, I'm trying to decide whether to go visit my bro this weekend, or stay at my place to get work done and party with friends. *sigh*
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I spent my weekend painting my bedroon really dark red, what did you end up doing?