I got a fuckin IPOD for xmas. These things are awesome. I'm currently converting all my cd's onto it. Right now I'm doing Marliyn's Vitamins and Goldfinger.
In other news, my gf's pissing me off and I think I might break up with her. She seems happy enough, except when she hangs around with me. Then she's only happy when I fuck her. I'm pretty happy when I fuck her too, but if she's just gonna be miserable after I'm done I'd rather we just fuck and then cordially part ways instead of her being bummed out.
Maybe I've just become a shitty lay? I'm the only person who'se ever given her multiple orgasms, so I thought that was a good thing. Girls are insane, and it makes me act like an asshole. I can't win.
I need to get drunk.
I realize the comment about giving multiple orgasms seems like I'm trying to shamelessly self-promote myself, but its actually reinforcing my shattered self-esteem.
In other news, my gf's pissing me off and I think I might break up with her. She seems happy enough, except when she hangs around with me. Then she's only happy when I fuck her. I'm pretty happy when I fuck her too, but if she's just gonna be miserable after I'm done I'd rather we just fuck and then cordially part ways instead of her being bummed out.
Maybe I've just become a shitty lay? I'm the only person who'se ever given her multiple orgasms, so I thought that was a good thing. Girls are insane, and it makes me act like an asshole. I can't win.
I need to get drunk.
I realize the comment about giving multiple orgasms seems like I'm trying to shamelessly self-promote myself, but its actually reinforcing my shattered self-esteem.
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booterpops:
Mini eggs? What kind of mini eggs? Are they crunchy in the middle? I have teh egg geigh. 
shesinparties:
well, a martini does sound lovely......... and what's up with the gf, has she learned to appreciate her multiple orgasms? she seriously needs to!!!!!