Its time for "Pesonal Hygeine Tips for Men" courtesy of atomhell:
So I have a date tonight and I've been cleaing all day long to make my humble abode look habitabal, hopefully even presentable. I successfully went through my apartment, getting rid of every trace of repulsiveness. Finally, I come to the shower. I decided after I cleaned it, I might as well hop in and freshen up. While getting undressed, I look down, and notice that my puebes are looking a little unkept. I'm not really expecting to use my junk tonight, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to be prepared. So I grab my
and jump in the shower. I figured that it would be like getting a haircut, and the hair would clump together. Well, no. As soon as I cut it all fell in the water and spread out. So now, my puebes are all over the bathtub, which means I have to clean it again.
I realize this is a fairly pointless journal entry, and somewhat gross. I am an idiot.
So I have a date tonight and I've been cleaing all day long to make my humble abode look habitabal, hopefully even presentable. I successfully went through my apartment, getting rid of every trace of repulsiveness. Finally, I come to the shower. I decided after I cleaned it, I might as well hop in and freshen up. While getting undressed, I look down, and notice that my puebes are looking a little unkept. I'm not really expecting to use my junk tonight, but I figured it wouldn't hurt to be prepared. So I grab my
and jump in the shower. I figured that it would be like getting a haircut, and the hair would clump together. Well, no. As soon as I cut it all fell in the water and spread out. So now, my puebes are all over the bathtub, which means I have to clean it again.
I realize this is a fairly pointless journal entry, and somewhat gross. I am an idiot.
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Hope the date went well.