Tis the new year!
New year = new hair.
Don't be deceived my fellow redhead lovers, it's only the top part thats brown. Which makes my hair look like it's on FIYAAAHHHHH when it's down. I'll show you that another day
Okay, AMAZING new years party. considering I havn't been partying much for that occasion in the last like... 5 years. I got druuuuuunk. So much so that I never saw it when Sadies, my friends lovable pitbull, pissed on my blow up mattress. I must have been sitting in it for a while because it wasn't warm anymore AND my legs were burrrning. I had to shower haha. I ended up passing out in her bed, then my alarm went off in the morning and woke everyone up. Then I left cause I was hung over as hell, and they were making 3 pacs of bacon simultaneously. Which means that there was burning bacon smoke everywhere, so much so that it was hard not to squint. I had to leave or bacon would be in my every pore for the rest of the day. Also, I don't know how the jersey shore drinking game is ACTUALLY played, but we played it this way: Everytime someone says or does something that to a guido is normal but to us stupid or funny as hell, we down the beer. The whole thing. Needless to say we watched 2 episodes and quit. And then we kept yelling Guiiiiiiidooooooo all night. A few pictures for ya:
At christmas, I came to the conclusion that Drew Carey Benjamin Buttoned his way into my little cousin. For realz.
I started a iphone polaroid 365. here's what I got so far:
Other than that, I found the perfect house. I may be getting it, but it's all up in the air right now. Perfect.
I miss you guys I'm hardly around what the fuck is up man, what's new? Let's rekindle in the new year!
Tell me something no one knows about you!... Me? Um... I ate cigarette butts off the street as an infant. Nothing else, just cig butts. I embarrassed my mom when everyone else was eating rocks.
xoxo
New year = new hair.
Don't be deceived my fellow redhead lovers, it's only the top part thats brown. Which makes my hair look like it's on FIYAAAHHHHH when it's down. I'll show you that another day
Okay, AMAZING new years party. considering I havn't been partying much for that occasion in the last like... 5 years. I got druuuuuunk. So much so that I never saw it when Sadies, my friends lovable pitbull, pissed on my blow up mattress. I must have been sitting in it for a while because it wasn't warm anymore AND my legs were burrrning. I had to shower haha. I ended up passing out in her bed, then my alarm went off in the morning and woke everyone up. Then I left cause I was hung over as hell, and they were making 3 pacs of bacon simultaneously. Which means that there was burning bacon smoke everywhere, so much so that it was hard not to squint. I had to leave or bacon would be in my every pore for the rest of the day. Also, I don't know how the jersey shore drinking game is ACTUALLY played, but we played it this way: Everytime someone says or does something that to a guido is normal but to us stupid or funny as hell, we down the beer. The whole thing. Needless to say we watched 2 episodes and quit. And then we kept yelling Guiiiiiiidooooooo all night. A few pictures for ya:
At christmas, I came to the conclusion that Drew Carey Benjamin Buttoned his way into my little cousin. For realz.
I started a iphone polaroid 365. here's what I got so far:
Other than that, I found the perfect house. I may be getting it, but it's all up in the air right now. Perfect.
I miss you guys I'm hardly around what the fuck is up man, what's new? Let's rekindle in the new year!
Tell me something no one knows about you!... Me? Um... I ate cigarette butts off the street as an infant. Nothing else, just cig butts. I embarrassed my mom when everyone else was eating rocks.
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hmmm i used to make and eat mud pies, rocks and all.... kids are weird