Bodily harm I've endured in the past 2 weeks:
-Bumped my head not one, not twice, but three times on my cupboard. In the same day.
-Burned my hand taking out french fries from the oven, in my hasty mood, I'd forgotten all about mitts and how convenient they are.
-Tripped and fell onto a metal bed base, assembly unfinished.
-Lunged slow motion style sideways with my hands stretched out and cupped trying to catch Marcellus, my new turtle who is much, much faster than I had originally anticipated whilst holding him.
Things that annoy me:
-People who drag their feet.
-Rocks in my GODDAMN shoes.
-People who eat one type of food on their plate, then move onto the next, then the next. I'm sorry if you're like that, I won't let it show that it annoys me, I won't tell you what I think about it, but I can't help it. It's annoying to me.
-People who spray their driveways.
-People who paint their driveways.
-People who call you at 3 am on a tuesday and ask, sorry, did I wake you up?
-People who need to touch a tattoo to look at it.
Sicknesses and owies I've had in the past year:
-A really bad cold.
-The flu. Like a milion times.
-Tonsilitis.
-Stomach infection.
-A cyst, and experienced what it feels like when a cyst bursts near your kidneys.
-3 Migraines. Good, I'm getting less.
-Ear infection.
-A little patch of psoriasis on my head. That one comes and goes every like 2 years...
Enemies I've made (Aka people who are blacklisted):
-A new best friend who turned out to not be a very good friend at all.
-A bus driver who told me I look discusting and that she would have to kick me out because I stepped past the white line (the bus was full) when I secretly knew she was just one of those lovely people in Quebec who don't like english speaking folk.
-A cat who waits for me to get home from work, walks up to my car door, and hisses and swats as I try to get out.
In retrospect, this blog is a lot more negative then I intended it to be. I just wanted to list things about me
xoxo
-Bumped my head not one, not twice, but three times on my cupboard. In the same day.
-Burned my hand taking out french fries from the oven, in my hasty mood, I'd forgotten all about mitts and how convenient they are.
-Tripped and fell onto a metal bed base, assembly unfinished.
-Lunged slow motion style sideways with my hands stretched out and cupped trying to catch Marcellus, my new turtle who is much, much faster than I had originally anticipated whilst holding him.
Things that annoy me:
-People who drag their feet.
-Rocks in my GODDAMN shoes.
-People who eat one type of food on their plate, then move onto the next, then the next. I'm sorry if you're like that, I won't let it show that it annoys me, I won't tell you what I think about it, but I can't help it. It's annoying to me.
-People who spray their driveways.
-People who paint their driveways.
-People who call you at 3 am on a tuesday and ask, sorry, did I wake you up?
-People who need to touch a tattoo to look at it.
Sicknesses and owies I've had in the past year:
-A really bad cold.
-The flu. Like a milion times.
-Tonsilitis.
-Stomach infection.
-A cyst, and experienced what it feels like when a cyst bursts near your kidneys.
-3 Migraines. Good, I'm getting less.
-Ear infection.
-A little patch of psoriasis on my head. That one comes and goes every like 2 years...
Enemies I've made (Aka people who are blacklisted):
-A new best friend who turned out to not be a very good friend at all.
-A bus driver who told me I look discusting and that she would have to kick me out because I stepped past the white line (the bus was full) when I secretly knew she was just one of those lovely people in Quebec who don't like english speaking folk.
-A cat who waits for me to get home from work, walks up to my car door, and hisses and swats as I try to get out.
In retrospect, this blog is a lot more negative then I intended it to be. I just wanted to list things about me



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nanci:
I have a strange obsession with hippos, they are one of my fav animals. I do not even really know why but if I could I would totally have a pet hippo that I could ride around on and I would call her Helga 

mimo_:
apparently things about you include CLUMSINESS. i hope you have some ice ready,
