HAPPY 420 EVERYONE !!
so yesterday morning i come home from work to find that some crackhead had tried to steal my motorcycle. they pushed it into the middle of the parking lot but it (duh!) would only go in a big circle, so they gave up and stole the fanny pack thing off the sissy bar.
i pushed it back and went up to my apt to stew about it till the office opened up and i could bitch. well, of course since i had some time on my hands i smoked a bowl (or 3) and when it was time i went down ready to give them hell. i walk in the office door and there sat about a dozen po po. they all turn and look at me.
instantly my body dumps about a gallon of adrenaline into my blood stream, my hands start to shake. cotton mouth kicks in. the only thing goin for me at all was the fact that im blind as a bat and i was wearing my prescription sunglasses.....
well boys and girls that's all the time we have for today...tune in tomorrow to find out how the adventure ends! did i smooth talk my way out of it? am i writing this in jail? tune in tomorrow for "as the mecha turns"