Well the weekend didn't disappoint. My neurotic family has me so on edge I poped the first drink at 2:30. Lucky for me I had cousins willing to help me drink to forget the family's MENTAL illness! My mother insisted on doing my grandmother's hair so we could take a good picture for her eventual obituary. (So wrong...of course my mother is so obsessed with death my parents were married in a funeral home) My aunt couldn't figure out the hotel phone system and kept dialing 911. Met up with a cousin I hadn't seen in years only to have him tell his wife he'd spent the night "visiting with me" so he could bang some fat chick. Hope I never see either one of them again!
All in all lots of beer, food and laughs kept me sane. If I could have added some crazy sex and the weekend would have been perfect.
All in all lots of beer, food and laughs kept me sane. If I could have added some crazy sex and the weekend would have been perfect.