astrokreep23

"I just want to tell them, 'Look... It's over...'"
-Astro's shares his thoughts on the elderly trying to live healthy with a coworker.

Yes I do realise I am going to hell. The once repressed evil inside me has begun to surface once again. I weep for humanity when it gains control.

I've been having heated arguments with my subconscience lately. We differ greatly in our opinion of what I should be dreaming about at night. They go a little something like this:
"Why in the name of All Father did you show me that?"
"Because you wanted to see it..."
"Nu uh"
"Ya huh"
"Nu uh"
"Yes you did, otherwise I couldn't have shown it to you."
"Ok maybe some part of me wanted to see that..."
"That part would be me by the way..."
"BUT... That doens't make it ok. Some things you should keep to yourself. Things like THAT for insance!"
"But...but..."
"Look you're really not making my life any easier right now you know that?"
"Aww c'mon, just enjoy it, you know you want to..."
"Please don't make me kill you.... I swear to god I'll start watching MTV and FOX news!"
"But that would kill all of us in your head!"
"I'll Fucking do it I swear!"
"No you won't... oh wait... yea you are crazy..."

And so on and so forth. You get the idea.