I like my last journal entry, so if you haven't checked it out, do. But I HAVE to update before this leaves my head.
STORIES FROM ASTRO'S SUBCONSCIOUS!
OK...so I'll just sum up the first part of the dream because it was really cool. It envolved me at a banquet with a large group of japanese men. Don't ask me why! I was just there ok! This was all very realistic by the way and it took me a few minutes to realize I was dreaming after I woke up. Anyways so a bunch of Chinese dudes bust in all up in our business. So of course this HUGE fucking fight breaks out with swords and Katanas and the head numero baddo throwing butcher knives at people...where he got em all I do not know. Anyways I start cutting through theses guys as if I was some white guy in a an 80's action flick... makes sense cuz I grew wishing I was. For some reason people are using a lot of plastic containers as sheild, but no tupperware could save them from wrath! Me and my Nihon Jin buddies won the day...I guess.
Anyhoo...later I'm at the foot of this appartment building, which I now recall to be an exact replica of one in town I used to walk by a lot. I look up. I'm looking for two room numbers, one on the third floor and one on the forth. Oddly enough I'm looking for Susie, my english teach sophmore year who was cool and everybody loved, and Fractal. Hi Fractal!!! You were in my subconscious and it wasn't even dirty! God dammit! Ok enough of that... on with the story. So I walks in and hop in the elevator, where I find my self ascending with an attractive blonde. I nod, play it cool. Anyways the elevator only goes so high so I take stairs the rest of the way. I get to the third floor and there's the girl again telling me how much it must suck having to had take the stairs. I say it was no biggie, i was used to it. I look for something indicating a connetion between room numbers and names. I find nothing. The girl notices and leads me to an office/booth thingie. you know the one. Where the employees walk in a door and then there's a thing of glass between you with an opening for the exchange of money and souls and what not. Like a movie theatre. If you've been to my community college it looks just like the one at the financial aid place. So anyways there's a raven haired girl in there. I tell her my plight. She nods.
"Ok, I can help...just one second."
She turns to the blond girl who lead me there and was now inside with her and lays a deep "God I missed you" type kiss on her. I raise an eyebrow, a bit taken back. Ok...I think, play it cool. No big deal, this looks to a college dorm and well 'nuff said. One of the other girls inside notices my reaction as do the two kissing.
"Umm...ok what were the names you were looking for?"
I tell her.
"Yea...ummm...sorry can't help you." She turns away as if to leave.
"What?" I say "Can't you just give me a room number?"
"No, sorry..." gives me a nasty look.
"Wait, did I offend you in some way..."
They all roll there eyes as if it were obvious.
"Sir, please don't make me call security."
"Wait...What did I do?"
The black haired girl turns to me and says really nasty like "Well I guess you shouldn't have lied about being a strait person!"
I'm shocked! However, I manage to arche my hip to the side, throw my head back, toss them a limp wrist, raise my voice, and say "Fine then!" and saunter on outta there.
I get to the lobby where me and Mara aslmost walk right past each other. She looks at me like..."What are you doing here?" I begin to relay what happened and she laughs as we walk saying things like "Silly boy, of course that happened..." Soooo Mara. Anyways as I'm describing the event I go into Cinical, Sarcastic, Angry Astro mode, which by the way if you ever manage to see me in is quite funny in real life. However I got so worked up I woke up! I woke up very pissed. Thus the ranting...and the typing...and the spelling errors and what not. Well if you read this far THANK YOU!
and as for my subconscious...well....FUCK YOU! :p
STORIES FROM ASTRO'S SUBCONSCIOUS!
OK...so I'll just sum up the first part of the dream because it was really cool. It envolved me at a banquet with a large group of japanese men. Don't ask me why! I was just there ok! This was all very realistic by the way and it took me a few minutes to realize I was dreaming after I woke up. Anyways so a bunch of Chinese dudes bust in all up in our business. So of course this HUGE fucking fight breaks out with swords and Katanas and the head numero baddo throwing butcher knives at people...where he got em all I do not know. Anyways I start cutting through theses guys as if I was some white guy in a an 80's action flick... makes sense cuz I grew wishing I was. For some reason people are using a lot of plastic containers as sheild, but no tupperware could save them from wrath! Me and my Nihon Jin buddies won the day...I guess.
Anyhoo...later I'm at the foot of this appartment building, which I now recall to be an exact replica of one in town I used to walk by a lot. I look up. I'm looking for two room numbers, one on the third floor and one on the forth. Oddly enough I'm looking for Susie, my english teach sophmore year who was cool and everybody loved, and Fractal. Hi Fractal!!! You were in my subconscious and it wasn't even dirty! God dammit! Ok enough of that... on with the story. So I walks in and hop in the elevator, where I find my self ascending with an attractive blonde. I nod, play it cool. Anyways the elevator only goes so high so I take stairs the rest of the way. I get to the third floor and there's the girl again telling me how much it must suck having to had take the stairs. I say it was no biggie, i was used to it. I look for something indicating a connetion between room numbers and names. I find nothing. The girl notices and leads me to an office/booth thingie. you know the one. Where the employees walk in a door and then there's a thing of glass between you with an opening for the exchange of money and souls and what not. Like a movie theatre. If you've been to my community college it looks just like the one at the financial aid place. So anyways there's a raven haired girl in there. I tell her my plight. She nods.
"Ok, I can help...just one second."
She turns to the blond girl who lead me there and was now inside with her and lays a deep "God I missed you" type kiss on her. I raise an eyebrow, a bit taken back. Ok...I think, play it cool. No big deal, this looks to a college dorm and well 'nuff said. One of the other girls inside notices my reaction as do the two kissing.
"Umm...ok what were the names you were looking for?"
I tell her.
"Yea...ummm...sorry can't help you." She turns away as if to leave.
"What?" I say "Can't you just give me a room number?"
"No, sorry..." gives me a nasty look.
"Wait, did I offend you in some way..."
They all roll there eyes as if it were obvious.
"Sir, please don't make me call security."
"Wait...What did I do?"
The black haired girl turns to me and says really nasty like "Well I guess you shouldn't have lied about being a strait person!"
I'm shocked! However, I manage to arche my hip to the side, throw my head back, toss them a limp wrist, raise my voice, and say "Fine then!" and saunter on outta there.
I get to the lobby where me and Mara aslmost walk right past each other. She looks at me like..."What are you doing here?" I begin to relay what happened and she laughs as we walk saying things like "Silly boy, of course that happened..." Soooo Mara. Anyways as I'm describing the event I go into Cinical, Sarcastic, Angry Astro mode, which by the way if you ever manage to see me in is quite funny in real life. However I got so worked up I woke up! I woke up very pissed. Thus the ranting...and the typing...and the spelling errors and what not. Well if you read this far THANK YOU!
and as for my subconscious...well....FUCK YOU! :p
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
can I comment on your last enty? Cause I'm going to now so watch out!
We can ALWAYS ALWAYS tell when you're looking at our boobs. so don't. You aren't being sneaky, you are being typical. But you already knew that, so good detective work.
oh yeah, I was just online and you weren't there. What's wrong with you?
oh yeah, I think you should shave too.
[Edited on Jun 05, 2003]