astrokreep23

Things Astro likes to think he knows about women:

1. They are nothing if not passionate about life
2. They have a strange, irrational obession with "hair"
3. They know when I'm looking at their boobies
4. They LOVE the laughter, they LIKE the person who caused it
5. They like vampires
6. They like puppies even more
7. They like guys who are good with kids even more yet
8. They like chocolate most of all
9. They have a special look for "thats NOT funny!"
10. They love exploiting Astro's one weakness (and NO I won't say what that is!)

So anyways I closed at my work last night. Then today before work I get a call. "Astro (sure thats my real name ), we don't need you until 11:30." "OK" "Did you notice anything suspicious last night?" "No...." "Cuz we were robbed." "What?!?!" "Yea, so I'm gonna have to talk to you when you come in."

So anyways they're probably gonna ask me to take a polygraph test. Which sucks because I'm horrible at telling people the truth. I'm so much better at lying. I swear it wasn't me! It was the one armed man!