playgirl magazines: check
cock-shaped ice cubes: check
'pin the dick on the stud' game: check:
pulp novel cover posters 'Shameless Honeymoon' and 'Why Get Married?': check
penis-shaped bar of soap: check
lurid red lighting: check
1970s sex manuals: check
'best of penthouse' (to mix things up): check
cheesy CD mix: check
stripper: check
tonight i have to find some prizes for the winners of the...
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cock-shaped ice cubes: check
'pin the dick on the stud' game: check:
pulp novel cover posters 'Shameless Honeymoon' and 'Why Get Married?': check
penis-shaped bar of soap: check
lurid red lighting: check
1970s sex manuals: check
'best of penthouse' (to mix things up): check
cheesy CD mix: check
stripper: check
tonight i have to find some prizes for the winners of the...
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i've missed you. 
so i've survived two of three bridal showers for my sister. between her bridezilla-esque outbursts and the pressure from relatives to get married myself, i think i'm losing my mind. dad means well, but telling me "your grandma's in bad shape, you know...she's just waiting for your wedding day" is just a big ol' dirty guilt trip.
to make matters worse, i...
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so i've survived two of three bridal showers for my sister. between her bridezilla-esque outbursts and the pressure from relatives to get married myself, i think i'm losing my mind. dad means well, but telling me "your grandma's in bad shape, you know...she's just waiting for your wedding day" is just a big ol' dirty guilt trip.
to make matters worse, i...
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partiallyblind:
OI!
want to know the worst thing about said ears? it's only the one that was photographed in all its glory that sticks out that way... when i was teeny, one of the teachers in my school broke it by yanking me out of my seat by it.
and speaking of ears, i trust elliott recieved his going away rub behind his, yes?
want to know the worst thing about said ears? it's only the one that was photographed in all its glory that sticks out that way... when i was teeny, one of the teachers in my school broke it by yanking me out of my seat by it.
and speaking of ears, i trust elliott recieved his going away rub behind his, yes?
ok, so i don't really have SARS. i'm going to montreal in the morning. as usual, i've left everything to the last minute. i must run, much to do...eating, packing bags, cleaning house, washing dishes, last-minute cuddling of cats. 
p.s. we had a lobster boil on sunday!
p.s. we had a lobster boil on sunday!
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partiallyblind:
what i'm wondering right now, in between my own wheezing & coughing fits, is when our little Aster will make her glorious return to SG-Ville...
*wonderswonderswonders*
*wonderswonderswonders*
catdad:
You were coming back though, right? Or did they quarantine you anyway and you haven't had access to a computer?
CODEINE. that is all.
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partiallyblind:
does this mean you're feeling a little better?
catdad:
I liked the Monkeywrench's version of it.
i'm sick. i'm going to montreal next week. i have to beat this. call it a hunch, but it seems that a coughing, wheezing, sneezing chinese person on a plane out of toronto could get in big trouble right about now.
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digdug:
aww man, you made me lol
a35mmlife:
i feel a quarantine cumin'
the molestics were smokin' hot on thursday night! but goodness, the going-away party...i wish i'd gotten a photo of sheri dancing with the Molestics guy on stage while his band played on in the background. it was definitely a moment of drunken glory.
"did i really do that?" she asked me later. "how did i get up on the stage? i seriously don't remember that....
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"did i really do that?" she asked me later. "how did i get up on the stage? i seriously don't remember that....
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catdad:
No, he's obviously deranged. A splint would probably make things worse.
26oo:
Can I join your design shop...pwetty pweaseeeee...
my friend is feeling better. and she's still going to new york...tonight!
now to figure out how to hide the puke stains in the foyer...
now to figure out how to hide the puke stains in the foyer...
digdug:
i was amazed at how confident neko was on stage.
i don't think she woulda thrown her panties off on account of her menses. yeah, she told us all
i don't think she woulda thrown her panties off on account of her menses. yeah, she told us all
catdad:
yay for non-puking friends.
i have a drunken, puking friend on my couch right now.
it's 4am.
i have to work in the morning.
i'm sick of looking after people. i want someone to take care of ME for a change.
it's 4am.
i have to work in the morning.
i'm sick of looking after people. i want someone to take care of ME for a change.
partiallyblind:
amen to that , little aster...
i decided much the same thing a while back.
it'll happen girl, rest easy.
i decided much the same thing a while back.
it'll happen girl, rest easy.
biz:
hehe. come visit and get drunk on my couch karen!!!
i wore my cutest black-and-white mod dress, but the ex failed to show! qu'est-ce que le fuck?? i still had a good time, and i got to hear my current bf sing (that part was divine), but 5.5 hours of listening to opera and wearing heels was more than little aster could take...
i should have just worn the daisy dukes. thanks for all your...
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a35mmlife:
you in daisy dukes.
*falls over*
*falls over*
catdad:
Those were just the babies. They were about the size of the cats. Their mom was on the ground somewhere when I snapped that pic. She eventually coaxed them down via a shrub at one corner of the house. They were having trouble figuring it out themselves.
one rule i like to live by: if you are going to be at a party where you will likely see an ex from many years past, it is best to look as stunning as possible.
so what should i wear? the event is an opera gala.
more b-girl action tonight. i'll update you all on the state of my ass.
so what should i wear? the event is an opera gala.
more b-girl action tonight. i'll update you all on the state of my ass.
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dave_h:
did you just call me jesus?
themodernist:
Cute top. (in your pic)
xoxo