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Sunday Oct 02, 2005

Oct 2, 2005
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UGH, no more secondhand clothes for me. you can just never be sure when they will come with their own special brand of b.o. that will never, ever wash out...even if they smelled ok in the store. this has now happened to me 10 times, and i give up!!!

puke

i, of course, smell like a spring meadow.

speaking of smells, watching uberllama try to eat mussels is the most hilarious thing ever.

"this smells like pussy."

ten minutes later: "this smells like RANCID pussy!"

twenty minutes later: "i am now moving the dishes to the next table and disinfecting my hands..."
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uberllama:
Oi those mussels were grim. I normally like the wee clits but these beasts were unwholesome. Oh, and I think Gus peed on one of my shoelaces. whatever
Oct 4, 2005
slowtron:
Hey! I know you... no it wasn't Mle - though she's quite hot for a redhead wink I actually don't even remember the name of the girl now, though i'm sure if I had time to scour the archives I could figure it out. How goes the pixelpushing? Second hand stench in clothes is soooo bad - especially when people start to think it's you with the glandular problem. puke
Oct 11, 2005

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