i rode a segway today. i don't know what dorks thought this thing would work on a busy city sidewalk. there's no way you could manoeuvre this through a crowd without killing someone! unless you went really slow...and then what would be the point??
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thirtyseven:
i saw a woman driving down broadway in nyc on one of those. i can only assume she's dead now. 
catdad:
I saw a guy riding one down the sidewalk in a sparse suburb near me earlier this year. He was cruising.