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Friday Aug 16, 2002

Aug 16, 2002
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sleep sleep sleep

someone last week referred to me as a "wild woman." i was hoping he meant the time i ____ and ____ and then ____ all over the ____________ with ____ and ____ in my ____ while ____ slid the ____ through the ____ing ____ and ____ fell out of the tree.

but no, he just meant because last weekend i stayed out late! are people around me getting old????

i could go out tonight, or i could

sleep

sleep
sleep
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maxx:
OH! Fill in the blanks?

someone last week referred to ma as a "wild woman." i was hoping he meant the time i COVERED MYSELF IN TAR and ASSULTED THE BARNES AND NOBLE MANAGER and then PIDDLED all over the LARGE HAIRY POLICE OFFICER TAKING ME DOWNTOWN with WAY TOO TIGHT HANDCUFFS and A NIGHTSTICK JABBING in my BACK while CHUCK, THE B&N ASSITANT MANAGER slid the "THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE GREATEST STORY OF MY LIFE" CARD through the BARELY GAPPing POLICE CAR WINDOW and SAID I MADE HIS DAY. IN RETROSPECT, I HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT EMBARRASED EXCEPT THE TIME I WAS OOGILING THE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM AND fell out of the tree.
Aug 17, 2002
digdug:
I'm finally returning all of my calls.
Umm....I got fired, but I had wanted to quit for a long time. My supervisor, who I suspect didn't like me (I was hired way before he ever came on board) had been lookig for a way to fire me for months, but did not have a"good reason". When they did fire me, they said I was fired beause I had badmouthed my supervisor while he was on vacation. Good reason, huh? Also, while I was in the confrence room being canned, the computer guy took the power cord and harddrive from my computer?!?? I still can't figure out what they thought I was gonna do. But, at least I won the SG sticker contest and I'm gonna do some SG posters too!
OK, no more talking bout my x-job.
Aug 18, 2002

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