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Friday Apr 30, 2004

Apr 30, 2004
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well, my cooking class is a bit of a wash so far. i mean, i guess it IS called Basic Cooking, which means we learned how to boil eggs, cut up salad greens (i thought it came in a bag??), and bake cookies. sigh.

for the cookie-making, i got paired with a 40-something, bewildered-looking guy named neil. "wow," said neil as he jabbed futilely at a block of butter with a spatula, "i normally eat off paper plates so i don't have to wash dishes. this is quite something!"

later, neil held up a measuring cup half full of flour and called to me from across the kitchen.

"aster!" he said, "how much flour?"

i thought, fuck, this poor man really needs help.

"umm, just look on the side of the, uhh, cup," i told him, suppressing a snicker.

"no, i mean, how much flour does the recipe ask for?"

OOPS. i'm such a bitcherella!
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catdad:
That's sort of like J signing up for the beginning marathon training group, even though she's been doing local runs (only one actual marathon) for a few years and has placed first in her age group before. She found out that they go too slow for her, so she is moving up to the intermediate group.
May 2, 2004
cervantes:
women that are hawt and can cook love
i love boiled eggs.
May 4, 2004

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