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Sunday Feb 08, 2004

Feb 8, 2004
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this was a bad week at the ass pump (local cougar bar, better known as the gas pump). cindy and i have developed a sort of karaoke insecurity complex. "they hate us!" we say every time, "we've been here an hour and haven't sung yet, and THAT girl's sung three times already."

"does this song make me look fat?"

"does this song make me look old?"
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catdad:
Lube would be code for bribing the karaoke host, btw. Was just following the ass pump reference.










Don't mind me, I'll just go stand over here for a while.
Feb 8, 2004
barclay:
The Gas Pump??????!!

Oh No Karen.

My Dads' friends' hang out there.

Sorry to hear about the karaoke part.

I think you were amazing when you "smooth operator"

I'd never be kickin that off the stage!
Feb 9, 2004

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