Tuesday Jul 15, 2003

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playgirl magazines: check

cock-shaped ice cubes: check

'pin the dick on the stud' game: check:

pulp novel cover posters 'Shameless Honeymoon' and 'Why Get Married?': check

penis-shaped bar of soap: check

lurid red lighting: check

1970s sex manuals: check

'best of penthouse' (to mix things up): check

cheesy CD mix: check

stripper: check

tonight i have to find some prizes for the winners of the 'pin the cock' game. i think some sort of boob-shaped teapot is in order. or...FUNDIES! biggrin

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oh mitten! frown

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today's pet peeve: people who use highlighter pens in books.
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freyja__:
sounds like you're ready for a hoot-hollerin good time!!
xoxo
catdad:
Unfortunately, the crap you are putting up with will probably only get worse until your late 30's at which point everyone will really begin thinking there is something wrong with you. But maybe not. Are they expecting you to breed, too?

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