this morning i woke up, fed the cat, took a shower, and got dressed for work. then i opened my front door and it fell off.
you know you're a lazy slob when this happens to you and your first reaction is, "hey, this is a totally legitimate reason not to go to work today!" the landlord was speedy though...too speedy. he came by right away and had it fixed before lunch.
after work, i walked home and found a man lying in the street. there was another man helping him to get up, but he couldn't get up because he was having a heart attack. "call me an ambulance," he groaned. we did.
then i went to an art opening where i forgot the word "intermediate."
the whole day felt like an unsettling dream.
you know you're a lazy slob when this happens to you and your first reaction is, "hey, this is a totally legitimate reason not to go to work today!" the landlord was speedy though...too speedy. he came by right away and had it fixed before lunch.
after work, i walked home and found a man lying in the street. there was another man helping him to get up, but he couldn't get up because he was having a heart attack. "call me an ambulance," he groaned. we did.
then i went to an art opening where i forgot the word "intermediate."
the whole day felt like an unsettling dream.
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catdad:
Blame it on the alcohol.

babygiantsquid:
hells yeah! how ya been?