Monday Sep 29, 2003

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the elf party was ok, i guess. a campfire, hula hoops, good music, fire-spinning, a starry night, and a beautiful cabin in the woods. lots of crunchy hippies.

whatever. it's not my scene. and some days i just don't feel the love. tongue
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mattereaterlad2:
it does? well, all right then. let's give it a try.

*hates*

my goodness! that was quite invigorating.

so, why are the rappers always asking people not to? i can't remember the last time i felt so alive!

funniest thing on the internet:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/plath.html

my silly response:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/parker.html

alyssum:
I have those too sometimes, but my head is huge or my feet are tiny or and far away... not always fever dreams, but it's the same effect.

What exactly was happening with the hula hoops? smile

Thursday Sep 18, 2003

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so, i've been invited to a party by a new-agey girl i know. i'm a little wary. she's really into "spiritual communities," although no one is sure what that means exactly. i already skipped out on one party she had earlier this year that featured a "hawaiian manifestation ritual" (?), a "sharing circle" (where people were supposed to tell stories about, uh, "wholeness") and the...
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thirtyseven:
oh, aster. i'm so not down with elves. or spiritual communities.

i feel like it's my duty to rescue you and feed you a bud light while entering you in a local wet t-shirt contest.
partiallyblind:
= north london. these people speak funny...

think madonna trying to pretend she's british (again) and you're about half way there.

re: rad job perks. yeah, go me! working from home, paid for dsl and a payrise. it's like working for a proper company again

biggrin kiss

Thursday Sep 11, 2003

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i'm teaching myself how to do decorative stitching so i can sew line drawings of cars, bikes, cats, and birds, and, oh yeah, the word "hoyden" on everything i own. yes, i'm usually a failure when it comes to the domestic arts, but if i can restyle a "Hanes Beefy-T" into girly goodness (maybe i'll put up a picture later), it can't be so hard....
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freyja__:
ooh! i want to be one of the two ladies!!
please?
kiss
anarchist:
I can stitch and sew. (yes I know I'm a guy.) However I have a bad tendency to leave the needles lying around and my roommates usually find them with their feet.

So now I silkscreen images onto shirts. Which makes my roommates happy.

Saturday Sep 06, 2003

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pam is moving in next door this weekend, thank fucking god! she's moving into the suite previously occupied by the manager of this apartment building, and i couldn't be more delighted. a bit of background though: since november, i have longed for the removal (or accidental death) of my drunken, incompetent, jock building manager. "date-rape dan" partied noisily till 5am every night, fixed things by...
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catdad:
That reminded me, when I had my apartment, there was this cute girl upstairs. I bumped into her in the laundry room one day and she asked if I had heard any noise a few nights earlier, which I hadn't. Apparently, one of the tenants who was hired to be the assistant manager had used the master key to get into her apartment and attempted to rape her. Fortunately, she fought him off and he ran. She later found out he had a record of sexual assault or attempted rape, but the managers hadn't bothered to check it when they hired him.
mattereaterlad2:
how many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

fish!

Friday Aug 22, 2003

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i want to be this happy again.

what's the best thing that's happened to you this year? can i live vicariously through you?
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mattereaterlad2:
are you not that happy?

*ahem*

boo!
egon:
I got married this year. thats probably the best thing so far

Thursday Aug 14, 2003

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my sister's wedding, and the accompanying showers, and the innumerable family barbeques, are thankfully over.

but not without some drama.

on the night before the wedding, the first bridemaid, christine, comes down with food poisoning around 10pm. my sister and i are on our way to the hotel for the pre-wedding slumber party when we hear the news.

"christine's not coming! we didn't like her...
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catdad:
I love your journal entries. You are the best.
partiallyblind:
congratulations to bridezilla!

a *smooch* for you

Monday Aug 04, 2003

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so i think i am now in an open relationship. it's something i've been wanting for a long time. i don't really like how it came about, but i'm not going to be picky. i think there will be confusing--but hopefully hot--times ahead.

wish me luck, dears.

miao!!
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lackadaisiac:
Good luck. Use your head and you'l be fine biggrin
partiallyblind:
*smooch*

Friday Aug 01, 2003

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i went canoeing! sort of. i feel so canadian.
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catdad:
I am up this late more than I would like - killing me at work a little. But it's Friday so it doesn't matter.

It would be cool to have leash trained cats, too. I'd really like to get one of those baby trailers for my bike and haul the kids around in it. But they might not enjoy.
partiallyblind:
eh?

*ba-dum-cha!*

Monday Jul 21, 2003

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how was the stagette, you ask? that's me in the photo, cornered by a grossly overdeveloped hulk of a man, WHO I ACTUALLY PAID TO COME TO MY APARTMENT AND STRIP!!!

the other part was fun though. the one where 20 screaming girls descended on a cheesy club, pounced on every boy in the bar and made man-sandwiches with them. i've never rubbed up against...
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thirtyseven:
cute pic, little lady. and 'in the rain 2' is one of the best candids 'round these parts.

i'll reserve comments on the grossly overdeveloped hulk.
catdad:
And my friend K likes your "rain" shoes.

Tuesday Jul 15, 2003

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playgirl magazines: check

cock-shaped ice cubes: check

'pin the dick on the stud' game: check:

pulp novel cover posters 'Shameless Honeymoon' and 'Why Get Married?': check

penis-shaped bar of soap: check

lurid red lighting: check

1970s sex manuals: check

'best of penthouse' (to mix things up): check

cheesy CD mix: check

stripper: check

tonight i have to find some prizes for the winners of the...
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freyja__:
sounds like you're ready for a hoot-hollerin good time!!
xoxo
catdad:
Unfortunately, the crap you are putting up with will probably only get worse until your late 30's at which point everyone will really begin thinking there is something wrong with you. But maybe not. Are they expecting you to breed, too?

Sunday Jul 13, 2003

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i've missed you. love

so i've survived two of three bridal showers for my sister. between her bridezilla-esque outbursts and the pressure from relatives to get married myself, i think i'm losing my mind. dad means well, but telling me "your grandma's in bad shape, you know...she's just waiting for your wedding day" is just a big ol' dirty guilt trip.

to make matters worse, i...
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girlblue:
may i present to you the young mr. bad daddy

biggrin
partiallyblind:
OI!

want to know the worst thing about said ears? it's only the one that was photographed in all its glory that sticks out that way... when i was teeny, one of the teachers in my school broke it by yanking me out of my seat by it.

and speaking of ears, i trust elliott recieved his going away rub behind his, yes?
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