this morning i woke up, fed the cat, took a shower, and got dressed for work. then i opened my front door and it fell off.
you know you're a lazy slob when this happens to you and your first reaction is, "hey, this is a totally legitimate reason not to go to work today!" the landlord was speedy though...too speedy. he came by right...
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you know you're a lazy slob when this happens to you and your first reaction is, "hey, this is a totally legitimate reason not to go to work today!" the landlord was speedy though...too speedy. he came by right...
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catdad:
Blame it on the alcohol. 
babygiantsquid:
hells yeah! how ya been?
thanks for the birthday comments!
so...it's new year. i get invited to an unwanted gift exchange. my friend cindy pesters me to go with her. i whine, "nooooo, don't make me...nobody wants the crap my boyfriend's mom gave me. and i'm too embarrassed to bring it!!" but she won't listen. "c'mon," she insists, "just bring it! look at my horrible crap! c'mon!"
so we compare....
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so...it's new year. i get invited to an unwanted gift exchange. my friend cindy pesters me to go with her. i whine, "nooooo, don't make me...nobody wants the crap my boyfriend's mom gave me. and i'm too embarrassed to bring it!!" but she won't listen. "c'mon," she insists, "just bring it! look at my horrible crap! c'mon!"
so we compare....
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digdug:
she rides the morning train!
i don't understand why my iScrobbler has stopped updating my tracks tho
i don't understand why my iScrobbler has stopped updating my tracks tho
catdad:
I wasn't planning on it, no. But if you must know, a couple of cds of some music she likes and thought I would like, a small painting she made, a signed book of her poetry, and a little handwritten note. I don't get gifts from celebrities very often.
i am really in love with isadora's fish mausoleum.
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earplug6947:
god! is it still your birthday?!!
mtlqueen:
ooh. i came back to life in time to say happy belated birthday to you...'n stuff...
...nice skirt. and stuff...
...nice skirt. and stuff...
catdad:
You've never been to a hockey game? In what country do you live?
I'm not too afraid of getting old. Yeah, the crazy stuff could be intimidating, but I'm hoping I can just sort of go with it. Last night was the first time grampa has been truly negative about everything. His dementia has been fairly happy up until then.
I'm not too afraid of getting old. Yeah, the crazy stuff could be intimidating, but I'm hoping I can just sort of go with it. Last night was the first time grampa has been truly negative about everything. His dementia has been fairly happy up until then.
i granted the cats a divorce, finally. i couldn't deal with the fighting, the peeing, the competitions for food...so elliot moved to my bf's place and gus remains here. sigh. i TOLD them just because you can get gay-married doesn't mean you should...
catdad:
aw...
If you ever come to visit, keep your nose away from the carpet. In fact, maybe we should just stay out on the deck.
If you ever come to visit, keep your nose away from the carpet. In fact, maybe we should just stay out on the deck.
uberllama:
Sounds like a good deal. Though I may still encase my shoes in a plastic bag next time I crash at your place. 
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[Edited on Oct 20, 2005 11:52AM]
UGH, no more secondhand clothes for me. you can just never be sure when they will come with their own special brand of b.o. that will never, ever wash out...even if they smelled ok in the store. this has now happened to me 10 times, and i give up!!!
i, of course, smell like a spring meadow.
speaking of smells, watching uberllama try to eat...
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i, of course, smell like a spring meadow.
speaking of smells, watching uberllama try to eat...
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uberllama:
Oi those mussels were grim. I normally like the wee clits but these beasts were unwholesome. Oh, and I think Gus peed on one of my shoelaces. 
slowtron:
Hey! I know you... no it wasn't Mle - though she's quite hot for a redhead 
I actually don't even remember the name of the girl now, though i'm sure if I had time to scour the archives I could figure it out. How goes the pixelpushing? Second hand stench in clothes is soooo bad - especially when people start to think it's you with the glandular problem.
I actually don't even remember the name of the girl now, though i'm sure if I had time to scour the archives I could figure it out. How goes the pixelpushing? Second hand stench in clothes is soooo bad - especially when people start to think it's you with the glandular problem. recent troubling thought:
"i'm 32, i'm drunk, i just spent the last two hours playing ms pac-man, i'm lying on the basement floor of cliff clayvin's, i think i just sprained my ankle falling down the stairs...and i have to get back upstairs before 99 Red Balloons comes on so i can SING!!"
and:
"does this mean i have to drop hip-hop?"
"i'm 32, i'm drunk, i just spent the last two hours playing ms pac-man, i'm lying on the basement floor of cliff clayvin's, i think i just sprained my ankle falling down the stairs...and i have to get back upstairs before 99 Red Balloons comes on so i can SING!!"
and:
"does this mean i have to drop hip-hop?"
uberllama:
Don't worry, you can just sew yourself into ecstasy and everything will be fine again. I'll be there in a week. Save some drunknness for me.
catdad:
Yes. You'll never hip-hop again.
it's like raising the dead.
catdad:
Yes it is.
What are we talking about?
What are we talking about?
catdad:
Shit. I had enough trouble sorting my favorites out before.
hey, japanese buckwheat noodles in olive oil with salt 'n pepper are kinda gooooood.
so, in addition to riding a segway yesterday, i also volunteered to stand on a circular platform with a camera pointed at me and have a 3D model of myself generated on a computer. i watched as they created the model and then mapped my image onto it, turning me this...
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so, in addition to riding a segway yesterday, i also volunteered to stand on a circular platform with a camera pointed at me and have a 3D model of myself generated on a computer. i watched as they created the model and then mapped my image onto it, turning me this...
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catdad:
And I'm sure a nude version is already being spread across the internet. But why can't I find it?!
edit: rebar is the metal bar that is placed in concrete to help strengthen it. It's sort of like a metal skeleton.
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edit: rebar is the metal bar that is placed in concrete to help strengthen it. It's sort of like a metal skeleton.
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i rode a segway today. i don't know what dorks thought this thing would work on a busy city sidewalk. there's no way you could manoeuvre this through a crowd without killing someone! unless you went really slow...and then what would be the point??
* **>> > zooooooooooooooom >> >**
* **>> > zooooooooooooooom >> >**
thirtyseven:
i saw a woman driving down broadway in nyc on one of those. i can only assume she's dead now. 
catdad:
I saw a guy riding one down the sidewalk in a sparse suburb near me earlier this year. He was cruising.
the metric show was fucking BRILLIANT! the kind of gig that crackles with so much energy it makes you think you never need to see another gig again.
they played a ton of stuff from their new cd (out next week) and of course, the old favorites. for their encore, they did "hustle rose," which segued into a 15 minute long rendition of "dead disco",...
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they played a ton of stuff from their new cd (out next week) and of course, the old favorites. for their encore, they did "hustle rose," which segued into a 15 minute long rendition of "dead disco",...
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uberllama:
Cheese weenie? Now that's over the top, dear.