i asked J to help me tape a porn DVD onto a videocassette before it had to be returned to the store. the next day, i got home from work to find a tangle of wires and strange machinery on my floor.
me: what's all this?
J: ah, well...you see, the audio on this DVD is just a music soundtrack, and the music is really...
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me: what's all this?
J: ah, well...you see, the audio on this DVD is just a music soundtrack, and the music is really...
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mafungohead:
35 gave my cat a spanking and he won't stop begging for more. Now it's a daily ritual.
lackadaisiac:
Recording a new soundtrack to a porn movie? Die hard dork.
why? because snoopy is joe cool.
when I was in junior high school, the other kids teased me about my obsession with all things Peanuts. they said, "someday, you're gonna MARRY Charlie Brown!"
when I was in junior high school, the other kids teased me about my obsession with all things Peanuts. they said, "someday, you're gonna MARRY Charlie Brown!"
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digdug:
joe cool has a good laugh
maybe1day21180:
hey there .... im leaving the site so i just wanted to say goodbye... dont change for anyone else ok??
last night, i went to the bar to say farewell to my friend derek, who is moving away from edmonton to "chase his dreams" in calgary. there i ran into melissa who is also moving, to long beach, california. it was a jolly bunch--everyone was giddy about the warm weather and drinking beer on the patio upstairs. at one point i glanced at melissa and...
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catdad:
You have a knack for telling great little stories about your experiences. Your style reads like bits and pieces of something bigger, like a novel. Thanks for sharing them. Hopefully, you do a lot of writing.
it's summer-hot in edmonton, and i saw the Buck 65 show in a tiny but perfect venue two nights ago. i love that guy.
i'm participating in a wank-a-thon on may 24! the pledges are rolling in.
i'm participating in a wank-a-thon on may 24! the pledges are rolling in.
catdad:
Sounds like a fun time. My life is a wank-a-thon considering how long I've been out of a relationship.
Recommend me some Cat Power. Where do I start? I've only heard a few of her songs, but liked them all, and she has that name.
Recommend me some Cat Power. Where do I start? I've only heard a few of her songs, but liked them all, and she has that name.
well, SOMEONE keeps asking to see my calves. 
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zarina:
wow, you have such beautiful legs
freyja__:
woo weee!!
i wish we could all go for brunch together.
do you have a favorite brunch place? mine was the (now-defunct) Aunties and Uncles in toronto. now it's possibly Nellie's in calgary.
so...brunch. it's 2:50am. meet me on the corner in 6 hours. and bring that book you've been telling me about. i'll be wearing a shirt that says "hot damn" on it.
do you have a favorite brunch place? mine was the (now-defunct) Aunties and Uncles in toronto. now it's possibly Nellie's in calgary.
so...brunch. it's 2:50am. meet me on the corner in 6 hours. and bring that book you've been telling me about. i'll be wearing a shirt that says "hot damn" on it.
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thirtyseven:
as evidenced by the "into" section of my profile, i, too, love brunching. let's be friends. 
are canadians into anything the way americans are into all things ranch?
are canadians into anything the way americans are into all things ranch?
thirtyseven:
double-posting blushage
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[Edited on Apr 17, 2003]
this summer: montreal.
my three most unreliable friends live in montreal.
U is a hardcore intellectual chick with a degree in theory and criticism. she avoids phone calls and has no voice mail. she's foxy and smart...one of the most intelligent, independent women i know, and a lot of fun, when she deems you worthy of her time. U looks great in a pair of...
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my three most unreliable friends live in montreal.
U is a hardcore intellectual chick with a degree in theory and criticism. she avoids phone calls and has no voice mail. she's foxy and smart...one of the most intelligent, independent women i know, and a lot of fun, when she deems you worthy of her time. U looks great in a pair of...
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digdug:
I did not know that abbout McSweeney's!!
I saw a Ray Johnson documentary tonight at the LA County Museum. It was pretty good.
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I saw a Ray Johnson documentary tonight at the LA County Museum. It was pretty good.
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a35mmlife:
IM GOING TO ISRAEL
:fist in air...the strength is palpable:
...but honk kong scares me :/
:huddles in courner in the dark with protective mask on tight:
:fist in air...the strength is palpable:
...but honk kong scares me :/
:huddles in courner in the dark with protective mask on tight:
mmm, i think it's spring. all i can think about is sex. ok...time to go.
by the way, you have to check out this hottie.
by the way, you have to check out this hottie.
went out for dinner with pam last night and dished about group sex, brazen pick-ups, and giving head in art gallery bathrooms.
conversations like this give me naughty ideas.
conversations like this give me naughty ideas.
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maybe1day21180:
*sigh*
its people like you that are responsible for the current decline of society.
unfortunately my part of society is still reasonably upstanding.
heres hoping that naughty ideas lead to naughty plans!
its people like you that are responsible for the current decline of society.
unfortunately my part of society is still reasonably upstanding.
heres hoping that naughty ideas lead to naughty plans!
estrada:
The 7 Deadly Sins:
Gluttony
Wrath
Envy
Lust
Avarice
Pride
Sloth
The 7 Heavenly Virtues:
Faith
Hope
Charity
Fortitude
Justice
Temperance
Prudence
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Gluttony
Wrath
Envy
Lust
Avarice
Pride
Sloth
The 7 Heavenly Virtues:
Faith
Hope
Charity
Fortitude
Justice
Temperance
Prudence
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i'm off to see Spirited Away tonight.
say, are you a geek? where are you on the geek hierarchy?
geek chart
if i understand all the references on this chart, does that make me one too?
say, are you a geek? where are you on the geek hierarchy?
geek chart
if i understand all the references on this chart, does that make me one too?
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partiallyblind:
dammit, that's a nerd hierarchy!
we geeks are made of cooler stuff than that! some of us don't even like Star Trek, let alone replica swords!
's words' on celebrity jeopardy, however, is another matter.
but yes. should you ever find yourself london bound, i'd gladly escort you for an evening of wagamama finery... sluuuurp
we geeks are made of cooler stuff than that! some of us don't even like Star Trek, let alone replica swords!
's words' on celebrity jeopardy, however, is another matter.
but yes. should you ever find yourself london bound, i'd gladly escort you for an evening of wagamama finery... sluuuurp
themodernist:
Greed!
watched Desperately Seeking Susan tonight for the first time in years. you know what i love about these old 80s movies? they're completely lacking in irony. so refreshing.
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thirtyseven:
way to recognize, aster
mattereaterlad2:
handshake!
em is quite a little chatterer. has a pathetic little meow, but a solid chatter.
em is quite a little chatterer. has a pathetic little meow, but a solid chatter.
cutting your bangs and checking email in the 5 minutes it takes for the cab to arrive is a bad idea.
a35mmlife:
but taking the time to tell us that in the last minute is well worth it!!!
woohooo!
i love me my aster.
woohooo!
i love me my aster.
catdad:
Thanks for the heads-up. I'll be sure to avoid doing that.