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Sunday May 15, 2005

May 15, 2005
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ugh
lack of motivation
and feeling sick
will someone
tell me a joke or
make me smile
please?
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razumikhin:
here's a bush joke I heard the other day:
president bush is visiting a class of school children. he asks the children if they know what kind of event would be called a tragedy. one child asks suggests that it would be a tragedy if a farmer's tractor flipped over and crushed him while he was working. the president replies, "no, that would be an accident." another child suggests that it would be a tragedy if a bus full of school children drove off a cliff. the president replies, "no, that would be a great loss". finally, one child asks if it would be a tragedy if a missle hit air force one and killed the president. the president says, "yes, that would be a tragedy." then, he asks the child, "do you know why it would be a tragedy?" the child responds, " well, it probably wouldn't be an accident and it sure wouldn't be a great loss."

I hope you feel better. if you find some motivation, let me know where it is because I could sure use some myself.
May 17, 2005
lurch83:
there was this guy.

and he tried to tell jokes.

and he failed miserably.

and all he could think of was disappointing her and not getting a smile.

so he curled up like a ball in the corner and died.



i guess that guy wasn't me *shrugs*

go figure i finally drew something that wasn't you!!! however i do requests for people when they are a bit down. i can even draw sick people...but only those who are worthy.
May 17, 2005

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