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Tuesday May 25, 2004

May 25, 2004
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Ok, so here's a dilemma for you.
I have a pair of blue tits (madam) nesting in a crack in the bricks a the side of my kitchen window, and they have chicks.
All very charming and cute, but when I go into my kitchen, they won't fly to the nest because they think then I'll find thier chicks and eat them or something.
So they sit on the telephone wire outside the window watching me and making me feel bad about being in my kitchen.
If I stay long enough one of them starts doing that wing-flappy dance birds do to destract predators away from thier young, and the other one watches to see if I chase it, so it can go to the nest with the beak-full of maggots or whatever it's got.
Here is a picture of one of the blue tits.


And here is my washing up.


I can do the washing up and let the blue tit chicks starve, or I can leave the wasing up until the chicks fly the nest sometime around mid-summer. And I'll have to eat takeaways coz I'll have no plates.
So what do I do?
Washing up or wildlife?
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philz:
questions about your computer:

does it have an ethernet port?
if not, does it have a firewire port?
what OS is on there?
how much hard disk space is free?
can you burn cd/dvd media?

yes, i have a reason for asking wink
May 26, 2004
philz:
it might be a better idea to meet you in the pub for a couple, then go and dump a huge ton of files on your machine, straight from my iBook/iPod via an ethernet lead.

can't really do this for another week or so, though. my deadlines are killing me at the moment.
May 27, 2004

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