I always hated that people call Wednesday HumpDay.
Does that mean we have to hump today? What if I don't feel like humping? Or does it mean that it's National HumpDay and everyone who has a hump is celebrated? Like Dowager's Day or something? I know, I know, it's the middle of the week....but it's still stupid. Besides, couldn't we come up with something more 'catchy'? LIke - Wanker Wednesday, or Mid-week Munchfest? And who says we're going UP a hill? Maybe we're going DOWN into a valley? Then it could be Pit Day....not so sexy. Ahh, but what about Crack Day? Dual-purpose for perverts AND dopeheads?! It'll be a national sensation!
Spread the word - Happy Crack Day!!!
Does that mean we have to hump today? What if I don't feel like humping? Or does it mean that it's National HumpDay and everyone who has a hump is celebrated? Like Dowager's Day or something? I know, I know, it's the middle of the week....but it's still stupid. Besides, couldn't we come up with something more 'catchy'? LIke - Wanker Wednesday, or Mid-week Munchfest? And who says we're going UP a hill? Maybe we're going DOWN into a valley? Then it could be Pit Day....not so sexy. Ahh, but what about Crack Day? Dual-purpose for perverts AND dopeheads?! It'll be a national sensation!
Spread the word - Happy Crack Day!!!
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rpg:
That is so funny. Hump day is every day, isn't it? 
jprooies:
HUMP HUMP HUMP HUMP
