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Strippers
It's been a tough week for me

Mainly because I was feeling pretty ill for a lot of the week, which admittedly all stemmed from me drinking far too much alcohol last Sunday. I've lost track of my shorthand completely, which is something I have to make up but it's a bit difficult to summon up motivation for it again. But the online project wasn't too much of a problem apart from the hours I've been fiddling about with links, which although was exasperating, is worthwhile because I do believe the best way you learn is from mistakes, and I do make a lot of them.

Strippers... I saw one today. I'd better explain. On the weekends and some evenings for money and because I like helping out my parents I work their Thai restaurant. Beautiful food and if anybody reading is nice to me I'll invite them over one evening Anyway, My mother, who is a mad, charismatic bundle of craziness as the owner, talked to this customer who was a Journalist himself. His name was Guy Ker and turns out he is pretty high up at ITN... A chief executive in fact. We had a chat about the course, was pretty helpful and told me to email him at his address to tell him how he was getting along with it. He also said he could also put me in touch with people who could help me.

I'm not sure why he did this, but it could possibly due to the fact that my mum gave him a discount on the meal later on! But i think he liked the fact he could help out a young journalist on his way up to a career. Even though he is a broadcast journalist I have no reservations about crossing platforms. I'm print, but I like the fact and feel it's necessary that I'm leaving my options open. We are all basically in the same business of newsgathering.

Oh right... the stripper. Well there was a big party of rugby playing lawyers who came to the restaurant later and were extremely rowdy. It was his birthday and his brother was kind enough to hire a stripper out. She was very perky indeed. What I didn't expect was for him to strip down to his boxers... and then take off his boxers. So what we saw was a rugby playing lawyer standing around naked in our restaurant. For such a big guy I didn't expect him to be so... small. Ahem. She preceded to bend him over and stick a cigarette in where you don't usually smoke... writing this actually I can't believe it myself. After a bit of spanking she did something with ice and her mouth which was quite rude, and after this he decided to go for a streak in the middle of our road. We're talking Fulham here as well. My little sister (don't ask) took some pictures so I'll maybe put some up if I'm feeling cheeky.

Somebody better hire me a stripper for my birthday!