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ashe

the bay area

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Sunday Mar 11, 2007

Mar 11, 2007
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HOOOOORRRAAAAYYYY I'M BEING SUUUUUEEEDDDD!!!

funny story actually,
my roomate &i thought it would be cute &funny to draw penises &hearts on our friend's car.
well he finds out &calls the cops on us!
so we bring wet rags to wash it off with but once i we start wiping it away he starts screaming that we're going to mess up the paint.
the cops were very nice to us, i think they knew our buddies were drunk. so they asked if they want us to clean it off or not.
the car owner, brandon, says he wants us to leave it so we say goodnight &leave.

now brandon calls us a couple days later claiming the CHALK MARKER has scratched his paint job &he needs a new one.
he would like us to give him a 550 dollar check to him outside our apartment &he'll leave us alone.
ya. um. WHAT?
so i tell him we'll give him the money once he shows me a legal document that states we owe him the money.
he flipped out on us &says he's taking us to court now &starts harrassing my poor roommates telling her "she's fucked" &she's going to owe so much money &all that jazz.

oh well, can't wait for court.



oh by the way, this guy also claims to be a suicidegirl photographer
BUT PLEASE BE CAREFUL GIRLS.
i havn't seen his work so PLEASE BE SURE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE DEALING WITH!
i would hate for any of you beautiful girls getting stuck with this perv.

keep an eye out ladies, i think his name is brandon turner.
something like that.
if you know his member page or anything let me know!!

love you!
VIEW 21 of 21 COMMENTS
ccouch:
man this guys sounds like he has some sand in his vagina.. if the cops didnt give you a ticket i would think that you dont have a problem
Mar 23, 2007
mike_doughty:
crazy people are the BEST
Mar 24, 2007

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