I swear, I'm too bloody neurotic to do this. Even a five star review can set me all aflutter in a bad way.

"Best in the series" for book 3 and instead of enjoying "best in the series," I'm like, "Why didn't you like the first two?"

When, like, dude... if they read book 3 they must've liked book 1 and 2 enough to keep going, so relax, man...