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Friday Sep 16, 2005

Sep 16, 2005
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So many of my favorite ladies are leaving the site. I wish them the best. But as they say .. out with the old and in with the new. By the way ... if any of those girls are on your fave's list, Im taking over their spots. Thanks, have a great day.

Wait!! Sit down, Im not done yet ....


I fucked up my job interview pretty badly. Im not sure wtf happened, but I choked. I was doing so well .. then I just ... ugh, couldnt think for the life of me wtf to say in the end that I hadnt already said, and there was a LOOOONG uncomfortable pause. I felt so humiliated!! blush

Oh well, it probably wasnt meant to be. I still have other prospects, Ill focus on those. Tick tock tick tock, time is running out for @sh, what's the girl gonna do?

DUNNN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!


Im gonna get me one of these superpenguins ...







they might look normal, but they're not. Theyre called employment penguins. They sqeak at high volumes when angry, and have lasers that beam out of their eyes. They have a remarkable ability to persuede employers to give me a job. Ill send them in the offices early in the morning when they least expect it, Ill slide 'em right underneath the door.



Those are the leaders. The one on the bottom left is Herb, the director of employment relations ... he had razors implanted in his flapper slappers. Bottom right is the senior chairman of assholery forces, his name's Pratchet. The other 2 are their slutty daughters that came along to watch the destruction.

Dont piss me off or Ill send em your way, too.

Does anyone have "Trickster" by the Kidney Thieves?? Im dying for that album, I cant find it anywhere!!!

q's
~I might have already asked this, but do you have to look conservative for your job, or are u one of the lucky ones?
~Tell me something that's from the 80's that I might have forgotten abt .. it could be an old saying, or an old fad.
~If u could rewind time .. where would u go back to and why?
VIEW 25 of 71 COMMENTS
c6h12o6:
From the 80's:

TAB!!!!!

Hell yeah.
Sep 22, 2005
luci:
you are on my friend's list so i thought i would say hi
biggrin
Sep 22, 2005

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