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My fuckin bitch ass princess Kitana is obviously no match for my man's MK character ...



That bastard always kicks my ass with his spear move and that badass ninja sword of his. It got to the point where playing just wasnt even FUN anymore because I kept losing against him!! Ive always been pretty damn good at video games ... so it really sucks to lose all the time at a game Im good at.

So my man says to me "why dont u try using someone else?"

Well, I had tried that ... several times. I tried using reptile, nitara, all those other fuckers. But I hadnt tried this cunt ...



I kick his ASSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! My freezing ground move is UNSTOPPABLE!!! EAT THAT BITCHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Last night while we were playin .. we heard a very loud SQEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAL coming from the other room!!!! My man and I exchanged a quick glance .. then our eyes both widened when we realized that it was the sound of a small animal being attacked ... OUR FERRET???

We jumped up and ran towards the sound (thinking our cat was attacking the ferret ... AGAIN!) and we see this .. big brown thing. Much too big to be the ferret. We immediately grab the cat and put him in our bedroom, go back to the bathroom where the animal was .. and what did we discover?
















!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahaha, just kidding!!! My cat's not THAT much of a badass ... but we DID find this:


Apparently the cat fucked him up pretty bad .. there were a couple of "rabbit chunks" on the floor .. and a big gaping hole in his side. We werent sure if we should put him out of his misery or let him go. Well .. neither of us could bring ourselves to kill the poor animal .. so we gave him some water and brought him outside in a box.

We had to kinda think abt where the best place was for him to be let loose ... because there are dozens of cats in our neighborhood. So we took him across the street a few houses down and let him hop into the bushes. We made sure our ferocious beast of a cat didnt get outside agn for the entire night.




Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vicious feline!!!!


q's
~If you could be any animal .. what would u be? why?
~Do u have pets? why or why not?