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Help me, god.


My mouth hurts.


Holy shit ... when I begged you to help me lose weight, I didnt mean LIKE THIS!

Christ!




Anyways ...


I guess my wisdom teeth are coming in. They've BEEN coming in for ages now, and every once in a while, they hurt. But it usually goes away, so I dont pay any attention to it when it happens. Usually.

But this time ... its not going away.

Every time I get a toothache, I wonder "am I going to have to go to the dentist this time?" and it goes away after a few days and Im back to normal. I HATE THE DENTIST!!! I WONT GO!!! GRRRR!! LEAVE ME ALONE! GO AWAY!

But gawd, this time its not going away and Im worried. I cant even open my mouth without some sharp pains shooting across my entire face! And the fucked up part abt all this ... is I *just* started flossing and using mouthwash every day. My friends scared me into doing it with their dentist stories from hell.


I think it might even be worse than it was yesterday. I have no idea what to do now ... since ... well, unless I can find a cheap dentist that believes in giving his patients a valium I.V. DRIP and a bottle of OXYCONTIN, then Im not going!!!

fuck vicodin, that weak asss shit!


aaaak, help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... my mouf!