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Thursday Feb 24, 2005

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This day started out with me spitting my coffee clear across the room. IT WAS DECAF!!!!!!!!!! WHAT .. THE HELL.

I had to act ... and FAST!

WHO would do something like this to me??? Someone who must HATE me with the firey passion. Only THEY could do something ... so heartless, so cold. So INHUMAN!! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, WHYYYYY???? WHYYYYYYYYY GOD!!? WHY ME!!? ALL I WANTED WAS TO WAKE UP HAPPY!!!

Someone must have snuck into my house late last night, and I mean LATE, because I went to bed around 2 ... I really didnt notice anything suspicious going on while I was watching movies. Im certain that I locked the doors/windows ... which means only one thing: they were IN the house when I locked it!!!

So yeah .. someone switched the coffee out and left me decaff .. someone who really had it out for me ... someone who KNEW that an Ash could not survive without her morning caffiene. Its all becoming more and more clear now ...

They wanted to catch me off gaurd. They wanted me in a poor mental state of mind, to catch me at my WEAKEST!!! But alas, I was prepared ... as soon as I saw the decaff coffee sitting there, I knew that my evil arch enemy was near by, waiting patiently to make his move, to put an end to the Ash, allmighty Mc mom superstar.

But I was ready. I had a mocha latte from dunkin donuts already ... and I was buzzz buzz bzzzzzt bi boo bop. Werd.






And my enemy is no match for the mocha latte from dunkin donuts ... that, in combination with my BATTLE CAT, he doesnt stand a chance ...



My god, he is ferocious. Just LOOK at him. *shudder*



As I sit here ... waiting patiently for my enemy to arrive, preparing myself for the fight of my life ... a fight to the death ... I realize .... that .... maybe I had just picked up the wrong kind of coffee on accident last night.


Hmmmmmmmm confused
VIEW 25 of 132 COMMENTS
pyrexia:
any updates on skirts?
kiss
Mar 1, 2005
apotheosis:
Ahh, fellow shutterbug. Sweet! Let me know what kind o' camera you end up getting. Let's compare notes dude, seriously. I like scenic photos but just about anything is cool.

psstt.. nikon's rawk!! oh yeah, get a zoom lens too. schweeet!!

go digital for portraits or indoors stuff.
Mar 2, 2005

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