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Ugh, only in MY life.

Once upon a time ... there was a girl who stopped payment on a check because the goods purchased with the check were in awful condition and not worthy of payment. The bank claimed to put a stop payment on that check .. but it cleared anyways, causing over a hundred dollars in bank overdraft fees, and totally screwing the poor girls finances. The girl wasnt worried abt it .. she knew it was a bank error and that someone would have to fix this problem. and so off to the bank she went ..

Sadly .. no one at the bank seemed to care abt the girls problem. She went to the manager, and then to the managers boss .. and finally ... to the mangers boss's boss, only to be told that it wasnt a bank error because the check is allowed to clear up to 24 hours after the stop payment. The girl said to the boss's boss's boss "but the check cleared 48 hours after the stop payment, not 24." Which .. would make it a bank error. But! Of course the bank had a rebuttil for that as well .. stating that "oh no, that was a saturday, NOT a business day" which means its the girls problem, not the banks problem. And of course, the girl couldnt possibly AFFORD a $430 mistake made by someone else, but such is life.

Now, this mistake has caused the girl a great deal of greif and suffering, for not only is she totally screwed for the whole month, but she cannot get her taxes done now because she doesnt have the money to file. And of course, that sweet ass return would solve ANY problem the girl might have ... but ya know, such is life.

Oh yeah .. icing on the cake ... the girl was walking home from the bank, hysetrical because she was obviously tired of ppl fucking her up her stupid little ass, and apparently her panties kept rubbing against her "area" the whole way home, causing a serious amount of painful friction. It must have worn away her first two layers of skin "down there" .. because it burns like holy hell every time she pees!

The moral of the story?

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