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Shiesse!

I had my first meeting of a suicide girl member the other day, lol!Jonalcoholic came up from INdiana to see his gay ass brother or something, and he calls to see if I wanna get drunk. The answer? Well ... thats a long story.

We decided that he would come down the next day and ... we'd go from there. I swear to gawd, he's TRIAD!! Because at the end of the night, 2 weird ass chinese guys ended up at my place and I have no idea where they came from! We went to play pool, scared everyone out of the place, and there was some weird ass conversating going on in the corner involving ONLY the three chinese dudes. I think they were plotting my death, lol!!

now I cant legally give u every detail, but lets just say ... Pills were eaten, bacardi was drank, pool was played, cards ... indian rappers showed up and well, we had our moments in the car singing the bloodhound gang while EVERYONE ELSE was passed out. TWO trips to Burger King just to get the order right, and then the mother fucker plays like he's driving away without me, lol. Good times, good times.

The best part abt meeting jon was that he introduced me to my latest obsession: www.ratemygasmask.com

Now I always knew I liked gasmasks, but OMG ... I cant even get anything done around here because I cant stop looking at the masks!! RATE ME!! RATE ME!! GIMME 10'S I put 3 pics up!!

I started working at a chicago nightclub and HOLY SHIT ... that place is nuts. I think my boss is like, mafia or something. He gives me the creeps. Thats a whole different story.

I have to go to the high school prom tonight with a "little brother" type kid I met a few years back. All his "candidates" for prom were like, out of the question for some reason or another ... and I couldnt let the kid go alone, so when he asked I said yes. Now that its friday ... I wish to holy hell I could take it back!!! I am afriad I dont have enough flasks to get me through the night. I will uh, talk abt that later.

IF U DONT ALREADY KNOW THIS ....

I love you. Ok?