To those of you who took the horoscopes too seriously ... you should really fuck off and get a life. Really. You should. Lives are fun when you have them. Try it!!
And to those of you who thought it was funny ... conradulations! Thats what it was there for. Those are horoscopes from a local newspaper called The Onion and I will be putting them in my journal once a week on Sunday's if you care to return for a better evaluation from the stars.
In other news ...
BOSTON -- Call it cryonics for crustaceans. A Connecticut company says its frozen lobsters sometimes come back to life when thawed.
you know what this means, right? I can be frozen and brought back to life when this country is much more civilized. Perhaps in 2020 when pot is legal and this country is run by a libertarian.
GAINESVILLE, Fla. The driver of a Brinks armored truck apparently took the money and ran. James Parker drove away in the truck carrying several hundred thousand dollars after a co-worker left the vehicle to pick up a deposit at a home-improvement store. The truck was found later with the engine running in the Brinks parking lot but Parker and the cash remain missing. Parker has yet to be found.
why cant *I* be the driver of a brinks truck????!!!! I have applied several times, I think theyre on to me.
MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Mich. A suspected shoplifter was found when, after dropping her purse at the scene of a crime, she called police to claim her bag. The woman allegedly set off an anti-theft alarm as she fled a Family Dollar store. She dropped her purse in an parking lot while being chased. When she went to the police station to retrieve her lost purse, she was promptly arrested.
what an idiot!
And to those of you who thought it was funny ... conradulations! Thats what it was there for. Those are horoscopes from a local newspaper called The Onion and I will be putting them in my journal once a week on Sunday's if you care to return for a better evaluation from the stars.
In other news ...
BOSTON -- Call it cryonics for crustaceans. A Connecticut company says its frozen lobsters sometimes come back to life when thawed.
you know what this means, right? I can be frozen and brought back to life when this country is much more civilized. Perhaps in 2020 when pot is legal and this country is run by a libertarian.
GAINESVILLE, Fla. The driver of a Brinks armored truck apparently took the money and ran. James Parker drove away in the truck carrying several hundred thousand dollars after a co-worker left the vehicle to pick up a deposit at a home-improvement store. The truck was found later with the engine running in the Brinks parking lot but Parker and the cash remain missing. Parker has yet to be found.
why cant *I* be the driver of a brinks truck????!!!! I have applied several times, I think theyre on to me.
MUSKEGON HEIGHTS, Mich. A suspected shoplifter was found when, after dropping her purse at the scene of a crime, she called police to claim her bag. The woman allegedly set off an anti-theft alarm as she fled a Family Dollar store. She dropped her purse in an parking lot while being chased. When she went to the police station to retrieve her lost purse, she was promptly arrested.
what an idiot!
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fiesty:
Hey you sexy thang you..sure did manic panic vampire red..I am going to do the after pics today then post....hope you did not go blind with my pics or booty shot acccccccckkkk poor ash hugs you tight if you get nightmares you can sleep in my bed I mean umm <looks around the room> what fuckin perv said that???? 
dravenraine:
Oh no its cool, it was scary!!! hahhaha but she's a doll in all her pics. I just thought it was a funny pic. I need to get some new pics of me so I can post those! Have a great weekend sweetie.