Whew, what a week its been. I'd like to thank all of you for wishing me a happy birthday on Friday, this years was *definitely* something to remember!
On Thursday Sioux called me up and told me I *had* to be at her house by 3pm. I asked why, but wasn't allowed to know. It was a secret b-day surprise. GAH!! I hate surprises!! All she said was "make sure you're comfortable".
Hmmm, ok?
After being anxious in the car for abt an hr, we arrived at a spa. Wtf? I've never been to a spa before, so all I could picture was that scene in Seinfeld with Elaine in the sauna talking abt whether the other chicks bewbs were real, so I'm thinking "this is either a sauna or a hot tub type deal". Nope! We get in and everything is all purple, ornate, and elegant looking ... with a very soothing type of music in the background. There are several snobby looking women sitting there .. and suddenly I feel *very* out of place. Sioux then reveals to me that I am abt to receive my very FIRST professional Sweedish massage!
I was both ecstatic and nervous at the same time, I didn't know how I felt abt getting naked in front of this strange woman and having her put her hands all over me. I went into the room and she tells me to strip to my underwear and lay face down on the table. I was feeling really awkward abt my ass being all out in the open & my face down in this hole, when she walked in and just paused ...
"Uhm ... you were supposed to get *underneath* the sheets, miss!"
Ok, as if I didnt feel stupid enough, I just felt so ridiculous in that moment as I scurried under the sheets as fast as I could. I'm asking a million questions abt how to position myself and what to do, and she just tells me to lie there and relax. She's not speaking to me. Am I supposed to talk to her? Is she bored? I imagine the woman is extremely bored so I start talking to her to make her feel more comfortable abt the situation. After and hr of a wonderful pampering, she tells me that she feels bad that I spoke to her the whole time and didn't get to really enjoy the *full* relaxation of the massage because of our conversating. Oops! If I knew that they were accustomed to ppl just laying there relaxing and not speaking, I probably would've gotten the FULL effect of the relaxing massage, but oh well. It was still the best present I've ever gotten for my birthday, and I really needed it. I was so tense. 
Thank you so much, Sioux, I will always remember that day. 
Then! As if that wasn't a good enough birthday present, we shot the video for the "best video of 2 girls kissing" on my actual birthday the following day. Talk abt memorable experiences, shit! I got there in the afternoon sometime and began getting things prepared, and when we left it was the following afternoon, we went on non-stop! It took forever to get ready, then forever to get the right scenes .. and the quickest part was of course the most fun part, which was (duh) the kissing.
*sigh* And now I'm back to reality.
Here are my next 5 photos of the week. These photos can be printed in 11x14's because they are very high resolution. So the deal is the same with the other sizes, I'm just adding a larger one. All photos come matted and signed on the front or back, whichever u prefer. Prices are:
$35 for 11x14 (or all 5 for $140)
$25 for 8x10 (or all 5 for $100)
$15 for 5x7 (or all 5 for $60)
Payments can be made to frauleinash@gmail.com. All purchases will come with a personal thank you note. Shipping will be an additional $3 per order.
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~What is your chinese zodiac sign?
~What brought you to the location u are currently living in?
~Your favorite type of art?
~Explain to me something abt yourself that you think I might not know.
On Thursday Sioux called me up and told me I *had* to be at her house by 3pm. I asked why, but wasn't allowed to know. It was a secret b-day surprise. GAH!! I hate surprises!! All she said was "make sure you're comfortable".
Hmmm, ok?
After being anxious in the car for abt an hr, we arrived at a spa. Wtf? I've never been to a spa before, so all I could picture was that scene in Seinfeld with Elaine in the sauna talking abt whether the other chicks bewbs were real, so I'm thinking "this is either a sauna or a hot tub type deal". Nope! We get in and everything is all purple, ornate, and elegant looking ... with a very soothing type of music in the background. There are several snobby looking women sitting there .. and suddenly I feel *very* out of place. Sioux then reveals to me that I am abt to receive my very FIRST professional Sweedish massage!
I was both ecstatic and nervous at the same time, I didn't know how I felt abt getting naked in front of this strange woman and having her put her hands all over me. I went into the room and she tells me to strip to my underwear and lay face down on the table. I was feeling really awkward abt my ass being all out in the open & my face down in this hole, when she walked in and just paused ...
"Uhm ... you were supposed to get *underneath* the sheets, miss!"
Ok, as if I didnt feel stupid enough, I just felt so ridiculous in that moment as I scurried under the sheets as fast as I could. I'm asking a million questions abt how to position myself and what to do, and she just tells me to lie there and relax. She's not speaking to me. Am I supposed to talk to her? Is she bored? I imagine the woman is extremely bored so I start talking to her to make her feel more comfortable abt the situation. After and hr of a wonderful pampering, she tells me that she feels bad that I spoke to her the whole time and didn't get to really enjoy the *full* relaxation of the massage because of our conversating.
Oops! If I knew that they were accustomed to ppl just laying there relaxing and not speaking, I probably would've gotten the FULL effect of the relaxing massage, but oh well. It was still the best present I've ever gotten for my birthday, and I really needed it. I was so tense. Thank you so much, Sioux, I will always remember that day.
Then! As if that wasn't a good enough birthday present, we shot the video for the "best video of 2 girls kissing" on my actual birthday the following day. Talk abt memorable experiences, shit! I got there in the afternoon sometime and began getting things prepared, and when we left it was the following afternoon, we went on non-stop! It took forever to get ready, then forever to get the right scenes .. and the quickest part was of course the most fun part, which was (duh) the kissing.
*sigh* And now I'm back to reality.
Here are my next 5 photos of the week. These photos can be printed in 11x14's because they are very high resolution. So the deal is the same with the other sizes, I'm just adding a larger one. All photos come matted and signed on the front or back, whichever u prefer. Prices are:
$35 for 11x14 (or all 5 for $140)
$25 for 8x10 (or all 5 for $100)
$15 for 5x7 (or all 5 for $60)
Payments can be made to frauleinash@gmail.com. All purchases will come with a personal thank you note. Shipping will be an additional $3 per order.
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#4
#5
Q's
~What is your chinese zodiac sign?
~What brought you to the location u are currently living in?
~Your favorite type of art?
~Explain to me something abt yourself that you think I might not know.
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And Happy Belated.
-TM