asbestosman

My ex and my sister are at the Spring Racing Carnival together. I think it's really cool that they've been so close lately, cos my sis needs more close friends here (as opposed to from her now dispersed boarding school class), and it can only increase my ex's loyalty to me (which is good, cos she did some really bitchy things while I was overseas).

Anyway, it gave me the idea to write a song called "my girlfriend left me for my sister". Then I decided it should be a country song called "my girlfriend left me for my ex-girlfriend and sister", because making fun of incestuous hicks is almost as hip as making fun of emos.
But then I remembered that I don't want to write a country song, so I got stoned instead.