I've done all my shopping for the holidays, I went around and asked my friends:
"You getting me anything for Christmas?"
"Nope."
"Me neither."
"You getting me anything for Christmas?"
"Nope."
"Me neither."
I fear for the fucking MTV news generation that's growing up right now. Soon we'll text message in our votes for EVERYTHING... we're all gonna fucking die.
sicily:
so, how long have you had cancer of the dick anyway? i sent you a donation through the 'make a wish foundation'...don't spend it all in one place! 
asa:
I'm getting mixed signals... first... you rejoyce in my sorrow (how you knew about my dick cancer in the first place is beyond me)... then you tell me not to spend your donation all in one place (my wish is to not have dick cancer anymore).... then you have a little kissy smilie....
I'm gonna put my stock in the smilie. Baby, I know you love me, and.... I...... uh... feel SOMETHING for you as well.. but... I only paid for this internet porn a few weeks ago... it's... it's just too soon... far too soon.
I'm gonna put my stock in the smilie. Baby, I know you love me, and.... I...... uh... feel SOMETHING for you as well.. but... I only paid for this internet porn a few weeks ago... it's... it's just too soon... far too soon.
"Asa, you coming or not?"
"No."
"Why?"
"Because Yojimbo's coming on AMC and Throne of Blood comes on after that."
"Huh?"
"It's an Akira Kurosawa night, accept it, leave me alone."
"Huh?"
"I need new friends."
"No."
"Why?"
"Because Yojimbo's coming on AMC and Throne of Blood comes on after that."
"Huh?"
"It's an Akira Kurosawa night, accept it, leave me alone."
"Huh?"
"I need new friends."
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trixie:
i wake up to you mocking my journal, fucker! i added more words just for you.
asa:
Oh Trixie Trixie, I'm not expecting Voltaire, but three words and a smilie hardly make a complete thought.
Fuck turkeys.
I just watched The Player, and Tim Robbins, while very charismatic in his own way, has one of the ugliest sex faces in Hollywood history.
zoe:
what? what!? *frightened*
it's cool. i'll be back monday.
xoxo zoe xoxo
it's cool. i'll be back monday.
xoxo zoe xoxo
I updated my journal today.
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zoe:
'preciate it.
....the number of things i would have to do for myself if i had my clothes on all the time....
xoxo zoe xoxo
....the number of things i would have to do for myself if i had my clothes on all the time....
xoxo zoe xoxo
sicily:
thanks for the sound advice. i'll be sure to keep a fresh glass of urine on hand next time i'm giving my dog a rim job.