Uh, ok, funny fucking thing happened to me this morning!!
I had a text message of some random number saying, "Hey who's this, I had a missed call off you?" and I was thinkin, hmm, really? So i text them back and said "Sorry, I didnt dial this number, its not in my call records x" Whatever, over and done with right? Five minutes later I get a phone call from said number, I answer, said phone call goes like this:
Me: Hello?
?: Hello, Fay? Do me a favour and stop fucking texting my fucking boyfriend!!
Me:
Who's this?
?: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT IS?! I swear to god if you try and get in his pants again I will be fucking all over you!!!!!
-------Hangs up------
WHAT THE FUCK!? Could I BE more confused? There's me thinking, hmm, I text a lot of peoples boyfriends, because a lot of my friends happen to have girlfriends....But get into their PANTS? What the heck?! I think I have worked out who this girl is, it's that fucking psychopath from work, and yes, I do text her boyfriend now and again, cuz he's my fucking friend?! But no offence to her...get into his pants? I'd rather jump into a fucking pit of naked clowns.
I fucking hate people.
*******UPDATE*******
Apparently this is what happened, she got his phone bill, looked at it, saw that he'd text me at some random point, and went mental. SHE. IS. A. PSYCHOPATH.
I wouldn't care at all normally, but I work with the two of them, and she'll tell everyone in work, and she has been there longer than me. And everyone will believe her, and I'll get shit all the time.
Fuck.
********UPDATE*********
And also,
Enjoy.
I had a text message of some random number saying, "Hey who's this, I had a missed call off you?" and I was thinkin, hmm, really? So i text them back and said "Sorry, I didnt dial this number, its not in my call records x" Whatever, over and done with right? Five minutes later I get a phone call from said number, I answer, said phone call goes like this:
Me: Hello?
?: Hello, Fay? Do me a favour and stop fucking texting my fucking boyfriend!!
Me:
Who's this?
?: WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT IS?! I swear to god if you try and get in his pants again I will be fucking all over you!!!!!
-------Hangs up------
WHAT THE FUCK!? Could I BE more confused? There's me thinking, hmm, I text a lot of peoples boyfriends, because a lot of my friends happen to have girlfriends....But get into their PANTS? What the heck?! I think I have worked out who this girl is, it's that fucking psychopath from work, and yes, I do text her boyfriend now and again, cuz he's my fucking friend?! But no offence to her...get into his pants? I'd rather jump into a fucking pit of naked clowns.
I fucking hate people.
*******UPDATE*******
Apparently this is what happened, she got his phone bill, looked at it, saw that he'd text me at some random point, and went mental. SHE. IS. A. PSYCHOPATH.
I wouldn't care at all normally, but I work with the two of them, and she'll tell everyone in work, and she has been there longer than me. And everyone will believe her, and I'll get shit all the time.
Fuck.
********UPDATE*********
And also,
Enjoy.
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tetrisbrokeme:
"Write 20 random facts about yourself then tag the same amount of people as minutes it takes you to write the facts. If you're tagged it's your turn."
bollo:
there's a lot of good people out there...but these crazy sad fucks seem to take up to much of our time and thoughts...