arwen11

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel

How is everyone?

I haven't had a chance to update much, or be on here much lately, so hey to all and sorry! Also, here is a kiss

I've been up to a lot, but i cannot remember exactly what right now!! Uhhh...
....Oh! I sang in Cardiff in a club last week and people were slow dancing and it was really cool And some drunkeness of course:

Incident 1:
We'd been to the ice hockey, and as per usual, gone back to my mate's house to remember the match and have a couple of drinks. To let all of you who don't allready know, know, I am quite the light weight. And I drank a LOT. Two bottles of wine to myself and a few can's of larger (which by the way i couldnt even TASTE), and in all honesty, i was slammed. I think my intelectual highlight was when I was on my third glass of red wine (the first bottle had been white), i looked into my glass and asked, "When did my wine turn red?"
I ended up passing out on his bed anyway, I woke up with my hair like Cameron Diaz' in "There's something about Mary"....except it was all up on the side. Apparently a lot more was said, but I dont remember it all, and some is quite embarrasing, so I'll leave it out

Incident 2:
I went out for my mate's birthday on Saturday. In short, fun was not going to be had. I'm not being mean but her new housemates are not fun, exept one of them, and they basically moaned all night. So what did my and my mate do to liven things up? TEQUILA! And I ended up in an RnB club, dancing on a podium, and someone dropped a glass on my foot. And a huge shard stuck me in the toe. And I lost about a pint of blood. And I had to go home

So. Wonders!

Also, work has not improved, I've started a campaign to see how much I can do before I get a warning or get fired
So far I have:

Given my arse of a boss a talking to, civily and in rather raised voices several times.
Thrown various office items at his head.
Stole all his post-its and drew little flick-cartoons of him shagging his boss on them.
Took out the ball in his mouse.


Any suggestions? I dont want to go as extreme as stabbing him in the eye with a letter-opener yet. I'll wait till Christmas for that. Nothing is working! He loves me just as much as usual. Maybe I need to get mean. Pah.

I think everyone should tell me something about a famous person that I probably dont know. Or, ya know, if anyone can think of something more interesting Like, anything?


To carry on from last update, I am still inexcusably horny. I need help. My ever more occuring drunkeness is not helping!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh dear.

Well it's 5:00am and I'm off to bed now I love and miss u all, hope everyone is as happy and well as a pair of pink wellies



Over and out, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudy



**********UPDATE***********
Who else wants to have sex with Nick Chu - and shalome is right - is this what guys do when girls arent around??????????