Another boreing day in the life of gab.
I started to read Dante's Divine comedy. I got through a bit of it till I realized that it is like reading the bible. I didnt understand what he was saying. I will try again later but I dont think I am going to like it. Well after I was done with that I got bored and went to this link Dante's Inferno Test and ther I took a test that would tell me my place in hell. So I proceed to answer a bunch of awkward questions and then some true or false. When finished I am told that I am one of the lucky ones! Because of my virtue and beliefs, I have narrowly escaped eternal punishment. I also am told that I will be sent to the Frst Level Of Hell, known as Limbo.Then they give me a little welcome note saying well this.
"Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."
Well they also gave me some other stuff but I am un aware what blog is I will find out later.
Any who I thought how cool would that be spending the rest of eternity having endless mind drilling conversations with Ceasar , Aristotle , and Socrates. All that knowledge and alot of time to listen.
No, your probably right, sure sounds like a lot of fun, but I would give myself a week(If time is even a factor) then I will be begging for at least the Sixth or seventh level of hell.
No that sound harsh.
Sad thing is that as I was taking the test I was so hoping for purgatory. For those of you that dont know Purgatory is like one up from Limbo. I am guessing peaceful and not sad, I think. Yea purgatory.
I was always under the impression that purgatory was the incredible viod between heaven and hell. You know like the place were those who were not good enough to go to heaven and just good enough to annouy satan just enough not to be allowed into hell. So then you were doomed to float in the vast nothingness alone.
Man, That would be boreing. I tell you what though not quit as bored as I am now.
I am almost out of smokes. Probably a good thing, knowing that today while I was trying to find stuff to do after cleaning my house twice. and masterbating four or five times. I got the crazy fucking Idea that I would go for a little run. So I walk my silly little ass down to the gym and do a kind of strech. Then I start lifting some weights, I was doing all right for a good thirty min. Then I take a sip of water and finally get on the tread mill.
I dont know how to work one of these fucking thing I was staning ther trying to find the on button to start running and when i do I fall face first into the moving plastic were my feet should be.
So I finnally figure it out after running at 6.5 mph for a good 10 min.I couldnt or didnt know how to slow the fucking thing down.
and I am dripping with agony. I was so confused. Then I get off my legs were still running. so I had to fall to the floor and let them stop gradually.
Well any ways back to the smoking. The thing that was funny was that the whole time I am torturing myself. The only thing that was running through my head was
"Damn I could use a cigarette and an ice cold pepsi"
Like a cigarette wasnt bad enough!
Well after all that I began to sit here and I watch a movie. For those who have been bored enough to read all of this jabbering I must say
You must see the movie "Crash".
That movie is really good . Its funny, sad funny and some more funny. It is really good I have watched it twice. In the course of today.
Well My roomate has just walked in and he sucks ass. So I am going to go for a walk.
Son of a crap he will start talking and I wont even be listening and he will just keep rambling on and I will show no interest and / or give him any type of sign that I give a flying fuck about what he has to say. Holy son of a monkey balls thais guy is such an ass clown.
I really got to go thanks for reading.
Good night
I started to read Dante's Divine comedy. I got through a bit of it till I realized that it is like reading the bible. I didnt understand what he was saying. I will try again later but I dont think I am going to like it. Well after I was done with that I got bored and went to this link Dante's Inferno Test and ther I took a test that would tell me my place in hell. So I proceed to answer a bunch of awkward questions and then some true or false. When finished I am told that I am one of the lucky ones! Because of my virtue and beliefs, I have narrowly escaped eternal punishment. I also am told that I will be sent to the Frst Level Of Hell, known as Limbo.Then they give me a little welcome note saying well this.
"Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad."
Well they also gave me some other stuff but I am un aware what blog is I will find out later.
Any who I thought how cool would that be spending the rest of eternity having endless mind drilling conversations with Ceasar , Aristotle , and Socrates. All that knowledge and alot of time to listen.
No, your probably right, sure sounds like a lot of fun, but I would give myself a week(If time is even a factor) then I will be begging for at least the Sixth or seventh level of hell.
No that sound harsh.
Sad thing is that as I was taking the test I was so hoping for purgatory. For those of you that dont know Purgatory is like one up from Limbo. I am guessing peaceful and not sad, I think. Yea purgatory.
I was always under the impression that purgatory was the incredible viod between heaven and hell. You know like the place were those who were not good enough to go to heaven and just good enough to annouy satan just enough not to be allowed into hell. So then you were doomed to float in the vast nothingness alone.
Man, That would be boreing. I tell you what though not quit as bored as I am now.
I am almost out of smokes. Probably a good thing, knowing that today while I was trying to find stuff to do after cleaning my house twice. and masterbating four or five times. I got the crazy fucking Idea that I would go for a little run. So I walk my silly little ass down to the gym and do a kind of strech. Then I start lifting some weights, I was doing all right for a good thirty min. Then I take a sip of water and finally get on the tread mill.
I dont know how to work one of these fucking thing I was staning ther trying to find the on button to start running and when i do I fall face first into the moving plastic were my feet should be.
So I finnally figure it out after running at 6.5 mph for a good 10 min.I couldnt or didnt know how to slow the fucking thing down.
and I am dripping with agony. I was so confused. Then I get off my legs were still running. so I had to fall to the floor and let them stop gradually.
Well any ways back to the smoking. The thing that was funny was that the whole time I am torturing myself. The only thing that was running through my head was
"Damn I could use a cigarette and an ice cold pepsi"
Like a cigarette wasnt bad enough!
Well after all that I began to sit here and I watch a movie. For those who have been bored enough to read all of this jabbering I must say
You must see the movie "Crash".
That movie is really good . Its funny, sad funny and some more funny. It is really good I have watched it twice. In the course of today.
Well My roomate has just walked in and he sucks ass. So I am going to go for a walk.
Son of a crap he will start talking and I wont even be listening and he will just keep rambling on and I will show no interest and / or give him any type of sign that I give a flying fuck about what he has to say. Holy son of a monkey balls thais guy is such an ass clown.
I really got to go thanks for reading.
Good night
I'll catch you later when i'm more awake and coherent.
hey, why did you change your location on here to Othello?