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If there were actually some sort of diety, this would be available everywhere.

I wouldn't have to hunt through grocery stores and wal marts and all over the freaking place in another country to find:



Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

I despise Dr. Pepper.

But this stuff... it's actually good!

What they need to do is release this as an alternate... call it say "Nurse Pepper" if they want to keep the Dr. reference... maybe "Moviestar Pepper" to add some glamour, or maybe "Everyone's Pepper!" to proclaim the universality and deliciousness of it all.

It would be their first chance to become a major contender in the cola wars - I mean, Coke and Pepsi both contributed their own products to the wars... there's Coke or Pepsi... then Vanilla Coke or Pepsi Vanilla... then there's Cherry Coke or Wild Cherry Pepsi... but never have the ventured to add BOTH in the same soft drink, nor have they ever gotten it quite as right as Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper got it.

Did I mention I don't even like Dr. Pepper?

Now, they need to fix the only thing that's wrong with this stuff, and quickly.

Sell it in Canada.

You sell the original stuff, that tastes kinda like rotten malted beef jerky.

You sell 7-Up, which tastes like a less crisp Sprite.

But do you sell the good stuff?

Bastards!