artsitis

Now that you know I've discovered a new career option as a diety, I need some real input.

What can I do for you to be a better god?

I mean - the fact that you can read what I'm writing right now puts me head and shoulders above any other god, ever!

Really.

When did one ever write back or respond directly to anything you wrote, in a manner you can even show your friends and family?

If the need arises, I'll set up a 900 line, and for a small fee per minute, you can even hear the voice of your god.

While I never promised to actually do anything for you that any other god wouldn't (so basically nothing) - there is one thing I can do that no other god can do, or would do if asked, bribed, or otherwise encouraged.

I can and will prove I exist.

The earth, as far as I'm concerned, was created when I came into existence, and will end when I pass from existence. From my perspective, at least... which is to say, it's every bit as likely that this is the truth as that any other god is the truth.

Don't ask me my age, for this is indeterminate

Now, tell me - what can I do for you?