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Wednesday Jun 01, 2005

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Ah zombies, zombies everywhere.

1.Explosions and fire.

When faced with large groups of zombies find all flammable items and fuel and any ignition devices. Chemistry will do the rest. Do this systematically and periodically and actually make an attempt to exterminate zombies from your surrounding area.

Remember many things are flammable; including human flesh.

2. Weapons.

When preparing to attack zombies, blunt and edged hand held weapons are recommend. Unless you can get easy access to firearms. In either case use these items with extreme prejudice. Sporting goods stores are good for locating baseball and cricket bats and hardware stores have chainsaws. Also note that Army Disposals stores sometimes carry ammunition and police stations and some department stores have guns.

3. Armour

If either attacking or defending against zombies armour is highly advisable; a bite can often mean death and ultimate zombiefication. Which would be bad. So wear long sleeves and layers and any available body armour would be suggested. Once again sporting stores and Army Disposals are good places to start looking for these items.

4. Most important if you ever find yourself facing zombies;

Aim for the Head.

Hope this was helpful.

Take care yall.

Z out.
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fanny:
hey you arrive all kinds of soon

how long you gonna be in london for?
Jun 7, 2005
fanny:
yeah - let's get all kinds of boozy when you hit town ARRR!!!
Jun 8, 2005

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