Wednesday Jul 14, 2004

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Whoo Hoo! 90 degrees in the shade!! Yea! Summer in LA... I'm pretty sure the Sun isn't gettting closer to the Earth shocked ... What global warming? I don't see no global warming!... cow farts... riiiiiiight... puke .....

... so the Brits fucked it up too... here, here.... well that's no bloody surprise... here, here... Right, well, odd thing. Terribly sorry and all that. No body's fault really but there were no WMD. Tea?...

TERRORISTS MAY DISRUPT OUR DEMOCRATIC PROCESS!!!!!
eeek .... uuuuhhhh??? Thank you Mr. Ridge. Sit down please.....mumble mumble mumble...if they don't, we will...mumble... What's that Mr. Ridge?.... nothing, nothing... mumble mad But just in case, we better develope a contingency plan to postpone the election if "something" happens.... Hail Ceasar!!.................... dear Lord, please make this whole mess a cover up for the takeover of the world by benevolent aliens who will guide us towards the next step in our evolution.... because that would be alot more interesting & certainly less depressing.... and if you can't swing that, how bout a really nasty case of intestinal flu for your boys Dick 'n Bush.... in the name of your son, the hippie, anarchist, magician, who hung out with prostitutes because they were actually high preistesses and his spiritual equal.... we pray surreal

I think my brain is boiling...

love to ya kidzz
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reese:
so I take it you're a republican? lol
how about a Bermuda onion...I don't have any shorts...onions are tastey though...
metier_catwoman:
Now, the fires are at a decease. But i must say that even though distructive and deadly, the fires were amazingly beautiful, i could'nt seem to take my eyes off of them. Pyro, maybe.....but man something about fires(especially at night....full effect ya know) puts me in a hypnotic state of coziness.i have'nt herd any news on deaths or major distruction(besides acres and acres of burnt shrubbery, probably some animals oink bok robot ,i heard there were a few million dollar homes starting to oxidize[HA...rich consuming bastards that forget the true meaning of happiness....FACE!.....i hope no one was harmed, really though]). i sat on the side of the road watching the inchantment for hours. It t'was beautiful....and it got me hot(take it as you will). The best part that gave me an idea for some art, while working as the fires were at a peak, it was windy so all of the ash and smoke blew to the left in the distance; it was a sunny hot hot puke day (i really do luv CA weather but damn it gets HOOOOT) anyhow, the smoke was creating darkness in the distance like a background of otopia, especially since it was CA beach weather without a cloud in the sky, but i observed as all this distruction in the background was befalling, the yuppy Santa Clarita drones (who were not affected) lived there lives as ignorant and pretentious as every other in the bright sun away from the darkness.Oblivous consummation of reality. it felt like a post-apocalyptic movie( i loved it). if i had my own town there would be a blazing contained inferno in the background at all times, and i would hold my town meetings in the fore, and we would all sing our town song and do our town dance(like a twisted Dr.Suess am i; wait...scratch that...i dont see him getting possibly anymore twisted).

on other note: How's it goin' kid? Anything new? miao!!

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