artificial

five minute 'ween costume:

work morning shift at first job.
pick up $5 fairy wings at old navy, because they're FIVE DOLLARS & you're obsessed with fairy wings.
get to second job.
have the other server inform you that a 'ween costume is mandatory, even though you were told that you COULD wear one, not that you HAD TO.

roll up black uniform pants to show off your not uniform black & blue stripey socks.
remove uniform, shapeless, UGLY shirt & put back on your ozzy shirt.
trade boring black belt for snazzy studded love.
strap on fairy wings.
borrow glitter from coworker & apply an obscene amount to face.

you are now a "punk fairy".

i don't think my manager was impressed.

i actually have a day off today & i'm impressed. i'm going to go spend obscene amounts of money on silly frilly underwear, & drink myself silly tonight.
black tie housewarming, i don't do dressup. my little black dress & doc martins, i'm classy.