articia

i bought new shoes...they make my feet smell.

I've been going through some rough stuff lately...hence the lack of amusing-ish updates.

this is amazing...

now i just need a willy to clone.

i want some ciggarettes...even though i'm craving them, i know they'll leave me unsatisfied.

I was sitting on the couch holding my bunny mickie and my dog bosco came up and jumped on the couch and cuddled right up next to me and put her head on my lap next to mickie. it was adorable.

my room is getting messy again.

I think my account...
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I'm feeling shitty and could use some lovin tonight.

<edit> and now there may be some fundraising to get some people outta jail...or evasive action.

bahahahahaha

omg

this one's kinda creepy

hahahaha

aweosmeness

take that corset for halloween and blend it with this and this

essentially i'm gonna make matt a t-shirt that says "slave" on it and make him be my slave all night. haha thank you joanna for that lovely idea

i am so drunk jhahjahahahah