articia

got inked tonight. two small bat shilouettes on my hips on the back. they're of course vampire bats...and thye obviously symbolize my love of things nocturnal. I am the queen of the night after all. haha. somebody else actually told me all that. :p ok, well i'm off to ooogle them in the mirror.

so i got drunk last night....puked a ton....passed out. awesome haha...oh well

I'm gettting so fucking plastered tonight...

when I get drunk...i get kissy...too bad the only guys here are david and jimmathy...and they're like my brothers. lame. I'd call kevin, but he's got a show to do tonight so no kissing him. oh well, we'll still have fun and you're all jealous!!!

so i keep hearing all this "you're so cute..." "aww, you're cute!" crap...and frankly i'm almost sick of it. a few reasons...i'm sick of being "cute" i've been fucking cute since i was 10...i'm over it. also...if i'm so cute...where are all the hotasses that wanna do me? huh? that's right. I'm fucking single and alone and it's lame. maybe if i were super ugly...
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blah...so I'm an "independent consultant" with the body shop at home and that's how i make money...and it's holiday time and i know you all need to buy some gifts. All you girlies should buy yourself some papmering treats or for your friends...and you guys out there need to buy some stuff for your girlies...so lemme know if anybody is interested. I can ship it...
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so uh...I think somebody hacked my sg account. I couldn't log in for like...a week...or 5 days at least. It kept telling me that my username and password were wrong and that my e-mail didn't exist...that's bullshit haha. oh well I got it all fixed. I was pretty worried tho cause i get rebilled early december and if i couldn't log in i didn't wanna...
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I think i'm gonna start collecting emo boys

p.s. the movie "wild things" is dumb and creepy...and kevin bacon wears his pants too high...makes him look like an old man. haha

i think i may have more boobs on my computer that a lot of guy that i know...then again, who knows.

oh well...off to watch charlie and the chocolate factory!

i'm fucking in love with taproot.

add me suckers

i bought new shoes...they make my feet smell.

I've been going through some rough stuff lately...hence the lack of amusing-ish updates.

this is amazing...

now i just need a willy to clone.