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artemiswerewolf

Essex, MD.

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Thursday Aug 21, 2008

Aug 21, 2008
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I think I've done good in figuring out what are some things to see in baltimore. bars, museums, and just touristy stuff without making it look too touristy. I guess. So it should be a fun weekend.
Right now, same thing as last post. Just an e-mail that was a slap in the face.
However, I admit, I am a simple person and this got me laughing.

a very simple person

it's still there, lurking in the back of my head, waiting to kick me in the teeth, but for now....
tell me something funny.

Here's something stupid

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

When you work around machines that can bend a cars engine block without slowing down. Being told by the manufacturer that makes these machines that the newest version that your company just purchased has a tendency to explode, it makes you want to turn it off and leave it alone. And yes, the manufacturer used the word explode.



VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
sharona1881:
wow what an offer! wink tongue kiss
Aug 22, 2008
justrodan:
dirty joke:

Pig fell in a mud puddle.

Clean joke:

Muddy pig got rained on

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yeah, I know, but what do ya want, I've got a 9 yr old wink.
Aug 22, 2008

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